Poll: How much would you pay to observe the Celtics war room this summer?

[slamtheking]

I wouldn't pay anything but would consider disguising myself as part of the wait staff for that room and just take my leisurely time leaving the room.  I'd be topping off water glasses, handing out the food brought by real wait staff, etc.... up until someone figured out I shouldn't be there.  Then, they'd value my input as an incredibly devious mind enough that they'd ask me to stay and help them work out their draft-day trades