I hope he picks L.A.--I would love to see the self-destruction that would ensue between him and Kobe.
Me too

That would be awesome. Even if they ran out a lineup of Pau, Randle, Anthony, and Kobe, they still at least need a point guard who can guard guys like Westbrook, Parker, Paul, Curry, etc. Ooh, new idea - after that 'team' is assembled, they should go out and sign Evan Turner and bring back Bynum for good measure

Their locker room would be a virtual cage match

What happens when Carmelo fails to play defense? Of any kind. Kobe would lose it

Those two can't play together, anyway. They're both isolation one-on-one selfish players who don't make their teammates better. They would have this going for them, however - unlike Wade and Lebron, Kobe and Melo are excellent shooters (from midrange, anyway). Passing, though? Man, that sounds like a lot of work!