I saw Ray Allen shopping

[Squiddy]

I saw Ray Allen shopping at Traitor Joe's.  He picked up some lemon G Series Traitorade and three russet potraitoes.

He payed by debit card, then asked for 30 pieces of silver cash-back.

Outside, he checked out Unfaithful from Redbox, and a Batman flick -- the one with Two-Face.

He picked up his turncoat from the drycleaners next door.

Then his son asked him, "Dad, what is an oak?"

He answered, "An oak is a trea,son."

Then he drove thru a Sonic and picked up a breakfast burrito, traitor tots, and orange judas.

[rondohondo]

was he wearing this t-shirt?

[Prof. Clutch]

[Squiddy]

was he wearing this t-shirt?

Similar.  It said, 'Ubunf.u.'

[TripleOT]

I call him Benedict Allen

[rocknrollforyoursoul]

I saw Ray Allen shopping at Traitor Joe's.  He picked up some lemon G Series Traitorade and three russet potraitoes.

He payed by debit card, then asked for 30 pieces of silver cash-back.

Outside, he checked out Unfaithful from Redbox, and a Batman flick -- the one with Two-Face.

He picked up his turncoat from the drycleaners next door.

Then his son asked him, "Dad, what is an oak?"

He answered, "An oak is a trea,son."

Then he drove thru a Sonic and picked up a breakfast burrito, traitor tots, and orange judas.

TP for the creativity.

[rickyfan3.0...]

HAHAHAHA !!

[Assassin70]

I saw Ray Allen shopping at Traitor Joe's.  He picked up some lemon G Series Traitorade and three russet potraitoes.

He payed by debit card, then asked for 30 pieces of silver cash-back.

Outside, he checked out Unfaithful from Redbox, and a Batman flick -- the one with Two-Face.

He picked up his turncoat from the drycleaners next door.

Then his son asked him, "Dad, what is an oak?"

He answered, "An oak is a trea,son."

Then he drove thru a Sonic and picked up a breakfast burrito, traitor tots, and orange judas.

TP for the creativity.

/agree