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Jesus Shuttlesworth
« on: July 05, 2012, 09:26:26 PM »

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"Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?"

                   Jesus Shuttlesworth
                    He Got Game


Jesus Shuttlesworth.
He don't believe in Miami.
He's not about the bling.  He's not about Southbeach.
He's not the kind of guy that celebrates championships with smoke and mirrors before winning one.  He don't name himself "the king" for the sake of endorsements.  I mean who names themself anyway. 9 years before actually winning anything?

Jesus Shuttlesworth, he practices.  He gets up early and shoots jumpshots. When the last flickers of daylight are passing into night, he's still shooting.  He doesn't eat no hamburgers from McDonalds.  He keeps his body pure, like its a temple.

When he got traded from Milwalkee to Seattle he cried.  George Karl trying to keep his job.
Yeah they got Gary Payton, but Jesus was the man in Milwalkee.  Maybe their all time best player.

Seatle: Jesus was the face of the franchise.  He battled with Kobe (Lakers).  He set franchise records in most FG for one season.  He was a role model on and off the court.  He never averaged fewer than 23ppg.

But Danny Ainge rescued him from certain basketball oblivion.
The cost?  Get this.  DRAFT PICK Jeff Green, Wally Szerbiak and Delonte West.  They were traded for him.

Boston.
The House that Red built.
The Truth.
KG
and Jesus.

2008:  Banner 17
Doc
KG laughing, while Gino dances.

All his UCONN connections.  All New England Cheering for him.

Family.


The Real Jesus Shuttlesworth doesn't leave that to go play for Pat Riley's Heat.

Nope.
There is a loud chorus. The same chorus that cheered Russell when the two Goliath's met when Wilt came to town for the first time. The kind of chorus that defeaned Cedric Maxwell's ears on Havlicek Weekend in Boston, back when Ernie D was throwing behind the back passes in Hondo's waning hours. The kind of noise that made Larry Bird play to a higher level.

Jesus Shuttlesworth sat with KG and the Truth, when the Celtics were down by 20.  He heard the same crowd that cheered for the players that wore all the numbers that hang next to the banners.  Down by 20!  They cheered even louder.

Jesus Shuttlesworth knows all this.

Remember
"....When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green...

Celtic Green!

Jesus knows this.  He tightens up his basketball sneakers.  And continues to shoot jump shots.



"Just do what you do best."  -Red Auerbach-

Re: Jesus Shuttlesworth
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2012, 10:44:50 PM »

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epic i hope you are right!

Re: Jesus Shuttlesworth
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 05:17:07 PM »

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epic i hope you are right!


I saw on one of the many Ray Allen threads that Wade and Lebron won't want to wait 18 seconds for Ray to get through his cuts. 

I found that somewhat humorous mainly due to the fact that with Wade and Lebron, there offense is beat the man off the dribble and then kick it out.

Ray Allen will be sitting there like a chicken on a fence, waiting for the Rooster to crow.

In Boston, if Rondo could shoot, or if Boston had a continued inside low post presence, he would do the same thing.

Glad to see that Jesus didn't sign in Miami yet.
Pat Riley is like Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate.

Get out Ray, while you still have your soul!
"Just do what you do best."  -Red Auerbach-

Re: Jesus Shuttlesworth
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 05:35:03 PM »

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epic i hope you are right!



Get out Ray, while you still have your soul!

Word!  Do the kids still say that? :-X
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Re: Jesus Shuttlesworth
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2012, 06:23:57 PM »

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Ray Allen - the man that inspired a thousand threads.  (Maybe this should be in it's own threat)