I'd like to see Alex Smith say to the 49ers "You wanted a 36 year old QB with 4 neck surgeries over me? After you stunted my career with 6 different offensive coordinators my first 6 years? You left me for dead, and I clawed out and led you to the playoffs for the first time in like 20 years and you do this? Go f yourselves. Seriously. Go f yourself." then see Alex Smith go to some rival of the 49ers.
Then I'd like to see Tim play with a great defense with a great coach who was a good QB, with a good line, with Randy Moss and Michael Crabtree and Frank Gore.
Annnnnnddddd there's more! Due to past circumstances San Fran fans don't all go "Waaaiiiiittttt! He's running! He's a QB! QBs can't run! This is a travesty! He's ruuuunnnninggg! Nooooo! Come back! You must throw! You're a QB!"
AAAAAnnnnnnndddd I'm 100% certain that Tebow would be embraced by the gay community of San Fran and that with his good nature he would change the most liberal community in America into devout conservative Christians and deliver Californias massive amount of electoral votes to Mitt Romney. Then he would walk on water to Alcatraz and be like "Hey! I found those guys that escaped in the 60s. They were right here all along. Didn't you check the TV room?"
Then years later when Star Fleet Academy takes root all cadets will have to make a field trip to Tebow's tomb, thus taking Tebow's values into outer space and they could use an interactive hologram of him to negotiate peace with the Borg and the Klingons.
Screw Peyton Manning. Screw him.