They are too old and clogging everything up for the good players on this team...they need to go.
And while we are at it Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, Tim Thomas, and David Ortiz need to go. They are too old too. Come to think of it the Red Sox and Bruins franchises are too old too. They need to go right along with Fenway Park, the Freedom Trail, the Old North Church and Faneuil Hall. They're all too old they need to go!!!
And while we are at it let's get rid of all these young guys that do nothing and produce nothing.
Greg Stiemsma, JaJuan Johnson, Avery Bradley and E'Twuan Moore...you need to go!!! What do we need with youth that doesn't do anything. But let's not stop there. Gronk, you can only catch one pass in the Super Bowl...you need to go. Aaron Hernandez, what have you done lately? You need to go. So does Patrick Chung, Devin McCourty, Tyler Seguin, Brad Marchand, Clay Buchholz, Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury. You're all too young and need to go.
And while we are at it let's get rid of all the good new stuff because its new. It needs to go. Like 4G cell reception, the show Homeland, that princess' sister with the really nice ass, Chicken McBites, the Ted Williams Tunnel, any movie up for an Academy Award, and aw hell, any music released in the last 10 years. It's all fairly new and it needs to go.
But why stop there. The city of Boston, it needs to go. Why? Who cares as long as we are getting rid of everything else, Boston needs to go too. And so does South Park, Pitbull, Sophia Vergara, the president, the Congress, the entire US government, money, fresh air, clean water, happiness, joy, laughter and love. They all need to go. They are all killing us and are way over rated.
EVERYTHING NEEDS TO GO!!!!!!
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