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« on: October 23, 2011, 08:25:21 PM »

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How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2011, 08:30:20 PM »

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about a henway
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2011, 08:43:43 PM »

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42. Thought I'd get that one out of the way too.
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Quote from: Jeff on October 23, 2011, 08:25:21 PM
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2011, 10:20:21 PM »

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that depends upon what sort of woodchuck we are talking about.

a capitalist wood chuck would not chuck wood at all. it would pay other woodchucks to do it.

a socialist woodchuck would follow the state plan and chuck enough wood to provide for the welfare of the general population as determined by the state.

a celticsblog woodchuck would chuck just enough wood to win one more championship, and then open up a 42 page thread to discuss it detail.
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2011, 10:34:55 PM »

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I like to drink woodchuck
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2011, 10:39:41 PM »

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Quote from: hwangjini_1 on October 23, 2011, 10:20:21 PM
that depends upon what sort of woodchuck we are talking about.

a capitalist wood chuck would not chuck wood at all. it would pay other woodchucks to do it.

a socialist woodchuck would follow the state plan and chuck enough wood to provide for the welfare of the general population as determined by the state.

a celticsblog woodchuck would chuck just enough wood to win one more championship, and then open up a 42 page thread to discuss it.
ha ha ha, great answer.  TP
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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2011, 11:26:10 PM »

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_ALL_ the wood, if the Chuck's name was Norris.
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Wow. I didn't think anything would top PB&J.   Maybe I need to make some polls or some inflammatory comments or something. 
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even if a wood chuck could chuck wood..would he?
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2011, 11:14:53 AM »

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I think Dennis Miller finished this saying by responding "what the {explitive} kind of attitude is that?"
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2011, 11:54:32 AM »

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Probably like a piece or two, then the novelty would wear off.
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2011, 12:03:30 PM »

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woo...you obviously have the thirstyboots18 of woodchucks, Redz, while I am betting on the Ray Allen of woodchucks!
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