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Haaaa - Kobe's "Pregame Speech" - as IF!
« on: June 15, 2010, 04:31:36 PM »

Offline williedebo

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I never post but i HAD to get this up, some yokel in L.A. wrote a pre-game 'speech' from Kobe and I was cracking up.  Gimmie a break, worth a laugh though: http://bit.ly/armyhd
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2010, 04:45:40 PM »

Offline RAcker

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That is the most idiotic thing that I have ever read.  I think I have actually become less intelligent by having read it.
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 04:50:30 PM »

Offline fairweatherfan

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Mr. Internet Guy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 04:56:47 PM »

Offline vinnie

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This is great comedy.
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 05:05:50 PM »

Offline jayk009

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hahahahaha that's hilarious... Even Lakers fans would think that's lame
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 05:19:53 PM »

Offline Roy Hobbs

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Not exactly something out of Henry V, huh?
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2010, 05:36:48 PM »

Offline Thruthelookingglass

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Quote from: RAcker on June 15, 2010, 04:45:40 PM
That is the most idiotic thing that I have ever read.  I think I have actually become less intelligent by having read it.

I know one thing Kobe won't be saying tonight . . . it's THAT! 
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2010, 05:50:00 PM »

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Quote from: Thruthelookingglass on June 15, 2010, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: RAcker on June 15, 2010, 04:45:40 PM
That is the most idiotic thing that I have ever read.  I think I have actually become less intelligent by having read it.

I know one thing Kobe won't be saying tonight . . . it's THAT! 

I don't know...  attacking his teammates, not really inspiring anybody...  that could *totally* be something Kobe says tonight.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2010, 06:15:33 PM »

Offline Andy Jick

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Much more fun to read with "Dueling Banjos" playing in the background...
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2010, 06:27:39 PM »

Offline fairweatherfan

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To compare, here's an excerpt from Kobe's postgame speech after the Lakers won last year:

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"...and in closing I'd like to say...I hate you all...I thank no one but myself...and as of today, I, Kobe Bryant, am finished with basketball, at least for a few months.  M...V...P!!!"

I think that was when he doused himself with champagne, flipped his teammates the bird, and had his driver come take him home.
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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2010, 06:28:12 PM »

Offline Shots

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If he says that, I'm pretty sure we can win with 39 again.. Or perhaps even more!
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« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2010, 06:32:41 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2010, 06:37:50 PM »

Offline Yakmanev

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I only hope he does try to take over and do it by himself.

I felt the same way with LeBron James, too.

No wonder they skipped college-- they think 1 is better than 5.
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