I'll go first:
I am a Celtics fan. Not banwagon. A true Fan(atic). I believe in the second coming ... um, championship.
Screw the losses. Me heart is pure, faith unshaken.
"Small minds are easily filled with faith," the nonbelievers mock. "Blessed are those with minds too small for doubt," these heretics shout.
Logic. Reason. Facts. Sensibility. I block them out. All demonseeds being poured into my ears.
False prophets abound. Even on this board. Sacrilege.
(Pity we cannot stone these heathens to death as in times past. Burn them at the stake. Drive a holy stake through their joyless atheistic hearts.)
No matter. We true Celtics faithful must rejoice. With glad hearts, we know what their scandalous liberal minds cannot comprehend. That there shall be Glory. A reckoning.
Declare your faith. Or ye shall perish!
Judgement day is coming. Summer 2010.
Topic: Enough is enough: True Celtics fans, declare your faith here! (Read 834 times)