LOL, I see that Kiki Vandeweghe is going to emulate M.L. Carr and coach the team, presmuably to ensure the highest possible draft pick.
Now Kiki will have to cook every night with the groceries he bought. That's poetic justice. Just remember Kiki, your new owner knows where Siberia is and may send you there if you don't win at least a few games at Exit 15W.