you must have some really smart cows...
That reminds me of the one one about the guy who walks into a bar and sees the bartender is a horse.
He says to the guy next to him "Hey, the bartender's a HORSE"
The guy replies, "Yeh, I can't believe the cow sold the place."
nicely put...TP
I'm teaching at church tomorrow and am using this one:
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the wife sees her neighbor hanging the laundry outside on the clothesline to dry.
"That laundry is not very clean," she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Maybe she needs better laundry soap or something." Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbor would hang her wash out to dry, the young woman would make the same comments. And this went on for a few weeks.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see the laundry nice and clean hanging out on her neighbor’s clothesline and said to her husband: "Look, she finally learned how to wash her clothes. I wonder who taught her this?"
The husband said, "Well, actually I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."