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Re: Jim Ed Rice is Chuck Norris
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2009, 02:14:59 PM »

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Jim rice doesn't sleep.  He waits.
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Re: Jim Ed Rice is Chuck Norris
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2009, 02:17:55 PM »

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Jim Rice made his own bats from scratch - WITH HIS BARE HANDS
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Re: Jim Ed Rice is Chuck Norris
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2009, 02:19:45 PM »

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They once made a Jim Rice toilet paper. But it wouldn't take Sh*t From nobody. lol.
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Re: Jim Ed Rice is Chuck Norris
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2009, 02:19:45 PM »

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Jim Rice eats leather and craps baseballs
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Re: Jim Ed Rice is Chuck Norris
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2009, 03:42:47 PM »

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Jim Rice hits for the cycle in one at bat.
Jim Rice once pitched a no hitter... in the off season.
Jim Rice once got a triple double.
Jim Rice advances a runner with a terror, never an error.
Jim Rice once stole home... from the dugout.
Jim Rice once hit a grand slam... with his fist.
Jim Rice doesn't strike out swinging, he chooses to change the
    wind direction.
Jim Rice uses a 12 foot bat, he is just so big it looks normal.
Jim Rice only wears a glove to hide his permanent fist.
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