Sign ideas for tomorrow night?

[keepthefaith]

Hey everyone I have a ticket to tomorrow nights game and my seat is a few rows behind the Lakers bench. I am trying to think of a perfect sign to hold up for Kobe to see as he is walking back to the bench after a big Celts run. Any ideas? I am open to all sign ideas, not just for the situation above.

[BASSTHUMPER]

naw brotha~dont upset kobe cause he might get mad and beat his 81pt game~

kill em wit kindness~

say nice things bout that ring he bought his wife and ask him did he train to jump over that hoopie~

stuff like that~

[fan33]

"Team LA, where Kobe imprints the DNA"

I still can't get over him stating that in the ESPN Stephen A. interview...LOL

I guess he was trying to one up Shaqs Pythagorean Theorem quote 

[cdif911]

Hold up a sign that says, "Kobe is a nice young gentleman who I would certainly have the pleasure of accompanying to a boating excursion.  Perhaps we could share a wine spritzer and then talk about politics.  Finally we would exchange a good hearty laugh over a firelit living room, with our toes wiggling between the fringes of the plush carpet.  Kobe and me, we're friends forever" That'd be a good sign man

[ziggen]

Hide your daughters KOBE IS HERE !!

[Hoops]

Maybe this joke is really old, but it would be great during the finals for a Boston fan to find a way to cuddle up next to Nicholson with a sign that says "You Can't Handle the Truth!!"

[cdif911]

How about, if the officiating is going south...

The NBA:  Where Ed T. Rush Happens



Also on sign holding ettiquitte, keep the thing down during play, I've had a few times where some clown in front would have one up, blocking people's view and refuse to put it down... Sometimes I worry about humanity

[youcanthandlethetruth113]

Hide your daughters KOBE IS HERE !!

OK that one takes the cake!

that or...

hide your daughters kobe is in the building

please bring that one 100%!

[Tommy Gun]

Well Bavetta is doing the game..I was always partial to  You Suck Dick..

You would have to go in with a clean sheet of poster board.. Or put Celtics Pride on 1 side..Then write in your own slogan

[RAcker]

Kobe: Where Sexual Assault Happens

Okay, that was a very low blow.  I take it back.

[RAcker]

You've been Rondo'd, Scal'd and Perk'd...and I'm not talking about what Kobe did to that girl in Colorado.

That might not fit on a sign.

[blake]

i'm not a fan of sign holders, but i understand they have their place so , please be polite and only hold it up during a break from the game...that said I would go with:

Kobe, YOU are my favorite

[blake]

It would be totally classless, but I hope the white out tonight has that ^ on the front of the shirts.

[Thruthelookingglass]

Not that I necessarily agree, but this could come in handy:

Celtics v. Lakers
 five on eight