Rank the probability of these scenarios as either high, medium, or low likelihood:
1. Coach Mozzarella leads us to the title. Udoka resigns somewhere along the line. Everyone is pleased.
2A. Coach Mozzarella gets targeted by Cancel Culture Commies, who refuse to tolerate someone who plead guilty to underage drinking and aggravated assault charges at a Pittsburgh Pirates game in 2008, and then charged with domestic battery a year later. Stevens is forced to become the interim coach to save Mozzarella’s job. Huge distraction, but Stevens leads us to the title anyway and subsequently becomes our version of Bill Bellichick. Udoka resigns somewhere along the way.
2B. Same as above except Stevens falls short in the Finals or ECF. Stevens still becomes permanent HC/GM in 2023-2024.
3. Coach Mozzarella falls short and fails to win the job permanently. Udoka is our coach a year from now and we become title contenders again.
4. Coach Mozzarella falls short, but is given the job since Udoka resigned somewhere along the way.
5. Coach Mozzarella falls short and Udoka resigns somewhere along the way. Stevens becomes HC/GM in 2023-2024.
6. Coach Mozzarella falls short and Udoka resigns somewhere along the way. Stevens hires Quin Snyder for 2023-2024.
7. Coach Mozzarella falls short and Udoka resigns somewhere along the way. Stevens hires someone other than Mozzarella and Snyder to be our HC for 2023-2024.