Scene: 2009 Finals, Lakers vs. Celtics, Game Four in LA, Celtics
lead series 3-0, 2 seconds left Lakers ball, Celtics 100
Lakers 99
Phil Jackson: OK guys, last second shot, their intensity has been killing us all series. Now look, you know how I admitted to you that I know I am an overrated coach, hell, everyone knows it, and yes, yes I am incredibly ugly, smell horrible and am really really dumb. Hell, most people don't even know that 90 percent of my body has been surgically replaced with maple wood. God, I suck, if only I was half as good a coach as Red Auerbach, I might have some idea what to do here. Ok, here's the play, Pau in the post, do your thing llama man, do your thing!
Pau: