Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke

[JSD]

I thought this might be a thread:


Yo mama is so fat , the only time she watches the new 90210 is when she steps on the scale.

[Redz]

KEEP EM CLEAN PLEASE - Redz

[fairweatherfan]

Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.

[ToppersBsktball10]

I can't keep them clean 

[SSFan V]

Stop me if you've heard this one before,

So this Asian guy walks into a bar carrying an instrument case and the bartender looks up and says "Hello."

The guy who walked in looks at the instrument case and cracks up laughing and says, (this is the best part!!)  "No silly, Cello!!!"



I love Yo Yo Ma jokes!

edit - wdleehi

[cdif911]

yo Momma is so frugal she hardly ever gives a tip

[KCattheStripe]

Yo mamma is so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a tie fighter,

[cdif911]

yo momma is so uneducated, she only passed 8th grade math, and it was with a D

[lon3lytoaster]

Yo momma is so stupid, she tells yo momma jokes.

[Gomesfan]

YO' Mama is so ugly you  have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!!!

[BASS_THUMPER]

yo mommy so fat

she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters

[Gomesfan]

Yo' Mama is so fat she steps on the scale and it says........
               TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat when she wears a red shirt she's mistaken for the Kool-Aid man!

[Gomesfan]

Yo Mama is so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find a wet spot!

[BASS_THUMPER]

sum body beat me too it!!

[Gomesfan]

Yo Mama is so fat the solar system revolves around her!