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Title: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
Post by: JSD on May 14, 2009, 12:49:16 PM
I thought this might be a thread:


Yo mama is so fat , the only time she watches the new 90210 is when she steps on the scale.
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Post by: Redz on May 14, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
KEEP EM CLEAN PLEASE - Redz
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Post by: fairweatherfan on May 14, 2009, 01:13:16 PM
Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.
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Post by: ToppersBsktball10 on June 14, 2009, 07:44:01 PM
I can't keep them clean  >:(
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Post by: SSFan V on June 14, 2009, 07:50:08 PM
Stop me if you've heard this one before,

So this Asian guy walks into a bar carrying an instrument case and the bartender looks up and says "Hello."

The guy who walked in looks at the instrument case and cracks up laughing and says, (this is the best part!!)  "No silly, Cello!!!"



I love Yo Yo Ma jokes!

edit - wdleehi
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Post by: cdif911 on June 14, 2009, 07:56:13 PM
yo Momma is so frugal she hardly ever gives a tip
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Post by: KCattheStripe on June 14, 2009, 08:09:01 PM
Yo mamma is so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a tie fighter,
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Post by: cdif911 on June 14, 2009, 08:34:57 PM
yo momma is so uneducated, she only passed 8th grade math, and it was with a D
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Post by: lon3lytoaster on June 14, 2009, 08:41:51 PM
Yo momma is so stupid, she tells yo momma jokes.
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:45:56 PM
YO' Mama is so ugly you  have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!!!
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Post by: BASS_THUMPER on June 14, 2009, 08:46:26 PM
yo mommy so fat

she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:47:46 PM
Yo' Mama is so fat she steps on the scale and it says........
               TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat when she wears a red shirt she's mistaken for the Kool-Aid man!
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:48:30 PM
Yo Mama is so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find a wet spot!
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Post by: BASS_THUMPER on June 14, 2009, 08:48:35 PM

sum body beat me too it!!

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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:49:05 PM
Yo Mama is so fat the solar system revolves around her!
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Post by: BASS_THUMPER on June 14, 2009, 08:50:31 PM
yo moms so fat when she backs up she goes

beep beep beep
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
Yo Mama is so fat...
When her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:52:41 PM
Yo Mama is so stupid she trips over the cordless phone!
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:53:06 PM
Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code!
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
Yo Mama is so fat she wears two watches.......
One for each time zone!
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:56:16 PM
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
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Post by: BASS_THUMPER on June 14, 2009, 08:56:21 PM
tryin to get ya post up?
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Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2009, 08:56:32 PM
Yo Mama's so stupid she traded Ray Allen & Rajon Rondo for CPR and a toothpick.
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 08:59:21 PM
No I just know a million Mama jokes!
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Post by: wdleehi on June 14, 2009, 09:02:19 PM
Yo mama so dumb, she wants to trade Rondo and Ray for the 2nd pick in the draft.
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Post by: BrickJames on June 14, 2009, 09:04:10 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she signed Tony Allen to a 2 year deal.
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Post by: bballinlilbetty on June 14, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
Yo Mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice

Yo Mama is so ugly, her son was better looking then her (sasha vujacic)
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Post by: hwangjini_1 on June 14, 2009, 09:10:03 PM
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

ooooo good one!
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 09:15:06 PM
Yo Mama is so stupid she traded Joe Johnson!
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Post by: cornbreadsmart on June 14, 2009, 09:20:12 PM
your moma's so ugly when she went into Friendly's they punched her in the face.
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Post by: cornbreadsmart on June 14, 2009, 09:22:17 PM
yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
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Post by: Gomesfan on June 14, 2009, 09:24:23 PM
Yo Mama is so fat she blocks cell phone signals!
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Post by: EatSleepBreatheGreen on June 14, 2009, 09:32:13 PM
Ya mama so fat she uses school buses as roller skates.

Ya mama teeth so yellow, she spits out butter.

Ya mama so fat she eats out of a satellite dish.

Ya mama is so skinny she hoola-hoops with cheerios.

Ya mama so small she hanglides off the curb.

Ya mama's butt so wrinkly it looks like its smiling.


Thats it for now. lol, I had to bring back all the middle school ones.
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Post by: Big_Dave31 on June 14, 2009, 09:45:53 PM
Your momma is so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone!

Your momma is so short, she poses for trophy's...

Your momma is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out!
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Post by: cdif911 on June 14, 2009, 10:17:05 PM
yo momma so ignorant, she doesn't know who Will Solomon is
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Post by: bucknersrevenge on July 05, 2009, 04:12:41 AM
Your Mom's glasses are so thick she can look into a map and see people wavin at her.

Your Mom is so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF.

Your Mom is not allowed to wear "X" jackets cuz helicopters keep trying to land on her back.
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Post by: CelticPride on July 05, 2009, 08:25:16 AM
My favorite one of all time:

Your Mama so fat, people yell Kool-Aid! and she comes running through a wall

(Surprised Buckner's Revenge didn't post that one :) )

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Post by: ctrey on July 05, 2009, 09:26:45 AM
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Post by: ctrey on July 05, 2009, 09:29:39 AM
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
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Post by: Overrated on January 03, 2010, 04:57:19 PM
Yo mama's so ugly the Rice Krispies won't even talk to her.