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Other Discussions => Entertainment => Off Topic => Other Entertainment / Hobbies => Topic started by: JSD on May 14, 2009, 12:49:16 PM
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I thought this might be a thread:
Yo mama is so fat , the only time she watches the new 90210 is when she steps on the scale.
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KEEP EM CLEAN PLEASE - Redz
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Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute rice.
Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out.
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I can't keep them clean >:(
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Stop me if you've heard this one before,
So this Asian guy walks into a bar carrying an instrument case and the bartender looks up and says "Hello."
The guy who walked in looks at the instrument case and cracks up laughing and says, (this is the best part!!) "No silly, Cello!!!"
I love Yo Yo Ma jokes!
edit - wdleehi
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yo Momma is so frugal she hardly ever gives a tip
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Yo mamma is so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a tie fighter,
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yo momma is so uneducated, she only passed 8th grade math, and it was with a D
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Yo momma is so stupid, she tells yo momma jokes.
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YO' Mama is so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!!!
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yo mommy so fat
she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters
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Yo' Mama is so fat she steps on the scale and it says........
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!
Yo' Mama is so fat when she wears a red shirt she's mistaken for the Kool-Aid man!
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Yo Mama is so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find a wet spot!
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sum body beat me too it!!
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Yo Mama is so fat the solar system revolves around her!
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yo moms so fat when she backs up she goes
beep beep beep
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Yo Mama is so fat...
When her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!
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Yo Mama is so stupid she trips over the cordless phone!
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Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code!
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Yo Mama is so fat she wears two watches.......
One for each time zone!
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
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tryin to get ya post up?
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Yo Mama's so stupid she traded Ray Allen & Rajon Rondo for CPR and a toothpick.
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No I just know a million Mama jokes!
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Yo mama so dumb, she wants to trade Rondo and Ray for the 2nd pick in the draft.
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Yo mama so stupid, she signed Tony Allen to a 2 year deal.
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Yo Mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice
Yo Mama is so ugly, her son was better looking then her (sasha vujacic)
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
ooooo good one!
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Yo Mama is so stupid she traded Joe Johnson!
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your moma's so ugly when she went into Friendly's they punched her in the face.
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yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
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Yo Mama is so fat she blocks cell phone signals!
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Ya mama so fat she uses school buses as roller skates.
Ya mama teeth so yellow, she spits out butter.
Ya mama so fat she eats out of a satellite dish.
Ya mama is so skinny she hoola-hoops with cheerios.
Ya mama so small she hanglides off the curb.
Ya mama's butt so wrinkly it looks like its smiling.
Thats it for now. lol, I had to bring back all the middle school ones.
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Your momma is so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone!
Your momma is so short, she poses for trophy's...
Your momma is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out!
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yo momma so ignorant, she doesn't know who Will Solomon is
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Your Mom's glasses are so thick she can look into a map and see people wavin at her.
Your Mom is so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF.
Your Mom is not allowed to wear "X" jackets cuz helicopters keep trying to land on her back.
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My favorite one of all time:
Your Mama so fat, people yell Kool-Aid! and she comes running through a wall
(Surprised Buckner's Revenge didn't post that one :) )
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
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Yo mama's so ugly the Rice Krispies won't even talk to her.