Super off topic, off topic thread

[cdif911]

40% of the sick days people take at my work are Monday and Friday

[cdif911]

If you've never heard of it, read up schrodinger's cat, it shall blow your mind

[kw10]

Can you believe there's no gatarade in Australia but only powerade? What's the difference between the 2 anyway? Hang on....does powerade have orange flavour now?

Also what's the difference between Lipton Iced tea and Nestea? I honestly thought they were the same thing until someone pointed out to me.

Or MacDonald's and Hungry Jacks?

[ACF]

My Laker friend called me from the
Dominican Republic yesterday. He was
drunk. He'd been at a beach party and
had stayed there for the night. He gave
me the whole "When Bynum Returns You Are
Going To Be In Trouble" treatment. I did
not give him the whole "Vs. Boston Bynum
Averaged Numbers Too Small  To Mention
Here" treatment. And why not, you may say?
He's one of my best friends. Banner 17 will
go aloft at the Garden soon. And I'm AANAN*.





*Almost As Nice As Nick

[cdif911]

some tuna just can't be helped

[BigAlTheFuture]

Does anyone remember the Grammy Awards when Coolio won for "Gangsta's Paradise"?  He came up to accept the award with his posse.  One of his crew was particularly large, and had a particularly deep voice.  After every sentence or two from Coolio, the large guy would chime in with a very affirming, baritone. "YEH". 

I am looking for someone who will do that for my posts on Celtics Blog.  Now taking applications.

Yeh.

[yodie]

life's a beach and then you dive

[celticmaestro]

I believe I can fly.
I believe, I can touch the sky.
I think about it every night and day.
I spread my wings and fly away...

[Schupac]

Here's a lesson I learned this weekend:

3 beers and 2 whiskeys is GREAT girl hitting on material.

4 beers and 5 whiskeys is GREAT going home alone material.

[SShorefan 3.0]

I don't mean to beat a dead horse

[Edgar]

shaked or stirred.

Shaked

blondes or brunettes.

Brunettes

Barcelona or Real Madrid.

Barcelona.

[cdif911]

my soccer team won today despite not shooting the ball once (aside from the pk we got) - pretty weird

[zerophase]

i'm pretty sure this is the official spam and raise your post count thread.

[JBcat]

I wonder if Trot Nixon kept his old Red Sox dirty ragged can barely see the B batting helmet.

Basketball players would look funny wearing helmets during games.

[kw10]

i'm pretty sure this is the official spam and raise your post count thread.

That and post whatever is random and entertaining and see if people give you a TP...just like I gave you one