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Elephant Jokes!
« on: February 15, 2010, 11:00:22 AM »

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I love them, theyre short, easy to understand
and specially as goofy and silly as you can get.

I will come with some later
I ask only to post the question ( as usual) and
wait for someone to answer or to ask for
the answer before posting it.

Because it doesnt make sense without.

For starting I will have to do it with the classic




How do you kill 100 Elephants?
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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 11:15:24 AM »

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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

because of the fingerprints on the butter  8)

would you care to answer mine...I knwo yo know the answer  ;D
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I love them, theyre short, easy to understand
and specially as goofy and silly as you can get.

I will come with some later
I ask only to post the question ( as usual) and
wait for someone to answer or to ask for
the answer before posting it.

Because it doesnt make sense without.

For starting I will have to do it with the classic




How do you kill 100 Elephants?
This is the BEST Elephant joke I have heard!!!  ;D
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift...
   That is why it is called the present.
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 11:20:05 AM »

Offline Edgar

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I love them, theyre short, easy to understand
and specially as goofy and silly as you can get.

I will come with some later
I ask only to post the question ( as usual) and
wait for someone to answer or to ask for
the answer before posting it.

Because it doesnt make sense without.

For starting I will have to do it with the classic




How do you kill 100 Elephants?
This is the BEST Elephant joke I have heard!!!  ;D

well please answer it tb
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 11:22:27 AM »

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this is too funny Edgar, I heard one the other day out of my daughter's National Geographic for Kids magazine, and immediately thought of you.

Why do elephants have wrinkly skin?













Have you ever tried to iron an elephant  ;D
Yup

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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 11:25:27 AM »

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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

because of the fingerprints on the butter  8)

would you care to answer mine...I knwo yo know the answer  ;D
[/quote]

how do you know 2 elephants has been in your refrigerator
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 11:27:58 AM »

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I love them, theyre short, easy to understand
and specially as goofy and silly as you can get.

I will come with some later
I ask only to post the question ( as usual) and
wait for someone to answer or to ask for
the answer before posting it.

Because it doesnt make sense without.

For starting I will have to do it with the classic




How do you kill 100 Elephants?

You paint one in pink
99 die of laughter and one of shame
 ;D ;D

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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 11:28:28 AM »

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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

because of the fingerprints on the butter  8)

would you care to answer mine...I knwo yo know the answer  ;D

how do you know 2 elephants has been in your refrigerator
[/quote]
you find two different fingerprints on the butter
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 11:29:30 AM »

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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

because of the fingerprints on the butter  8)

would you care to answer mine...I knwo yo know the answer  ;D

how do you know 2 elephants has been in your refrigerator
you find two different fingerprints on the butter
[/quote]

how do you know 3 elephants are on your refrigerator
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 11:30:11 AM »

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What do you to an elephant with 3 balls?
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 11:30:32 AM »

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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

because of the fingerprints on the butter  8)

would you care to answer mine...I knwo yo know the answer  ;D

how do you know 2 elephants has been in your refrigerator
you find two different fingerprints on the butter

how do you know 3 elephants are on your refrigerator
[/quote]

because the door wont close
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 11:30:54 AM »

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What do you to an elephant with 3 balls?

what
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 11:33:19 AM »

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What do you to an elephant with 3 balls?

what

why I thought you'd never ask  ;D

You walk him, and pitch to the giraffe
Yup

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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2010, 11:33:25 AM »

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rofl