I am upset with the celtics, that doesn't change the fact that Ds is a hack who hasen't written a column that isn't a complete "don't be happy, your team is still terrable" piece of tripe in 15 years.
i mean, you can do it about anything, watch;
(note, PURLEY SATIRE FOLLOWS and its going to be short since im at work. think of it as a DS outline)
"The red sox have now won 8 games in the final at bat at home. seems like a team who knows how to close doesn't it? but why are they in such precarious situations? I'll tell you why, they can't hit. Everyone, from ellsbury to lugo, is terrable. So they got lucky in 8 games, you should be mortified, mark my words, this team is destined to fall in the first round of the playoffs, for gods sakes they got swept by the drays! how you cattle can be happy is beyond me. you should all be miserable like me. morons."