Ok Kevin, I know you've got a big game to prepare for, but just see if you can remember this for us after you guys win the game. Repeat after me:
"I'm so hype right now...Anything is possible. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!"
Ok, good, Kevin, now take it to the bridge...
"EARGH BA BLA <bleep> MIN TERAGH <bleep> <bleep> O LA WHAAA!!"
Ok, that was good, Kevin,but it's actually 4 MF-bombs, so try to get it right, we've got a lot of money riding on this performance. Ok, next come the shoutouts, make sure to give love to your old city so we can expand your market share. Then just improv a little, maybe yell something about your mamma and someone named "Peanut" or something quirky like that. Have fun with it!
Lastly, go ahead and do the "Top of the world Ma! Top of the world!" We want you to be relatable to senior citizens who remember that Jimmy Cagney movie from 50 years ago...old people buy a LOT of $200 sneakers.
Also, make sure throughout to keep the crocodile tears flowing, and oh yeah, wear your hat at a weird angle so people think you might actually be nuts. Now go get em tiger, you've got a title to win.