This sounds like a bad lead team. I feel like Doris Burke has gotten a bit more annoying as she has gotten older and has these catch phrases like “two on the pipes” and I don’t even know what they mean (does anyone know what that means?)
I tried googling it cause I do not have a clue either.
I found this:
Trivia question, who said "Twice on the pipes," and what does it mean?
That was a lyric from the song Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando and Dawn. In the song it refers to a rejection by a woman. The expression was adopted by Doris Burke and, quite frankly, whenever she uses it I don’t have a clue what she means.
Yes from Tony Orlando and Dawn. Knock Three Times
"Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no"
So when the ball is rejected (blocked shot), the answer is no (twice on the pipe). (think Mutombo)
Oh, huh. Okay. So a rejection / blocked shot / defensive stop. Something like that.
Tp who. I think this is the definition of trying too hard
If people have to google it to figure it out it's definitely trying too hard
Possibly, but I think some of this boils down to whether or not people are naturally curious to learn about things they're not previously aware of.
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I'll miss JVG, but on balance Doc/Doris/Breen is probably an upgrade over the prior crew - Doc was a really decent colour commentator and I can't imagine a decade-plus coaching at the highest level will have dulled the level of his insight.
What doesn't add up to me is the finances. Both ESPN and Disney are tightening up their belts, but Disney's TV wing (which includes ESPN) saw an increase of 13% in operating profit from 2021 to 2022... And I can't imagine Jalen Rose's salary is going to be the decider when it comes to negotiating a new deal with the NBA.
Obviously, the maths are such that people will watch the games regardless of the on-air talent, but that's always been true, and I have to imagine the worldwide leader in sports has enough engagement metrics to understand and promote talent without penny-pinching. But maybe not (bolded emphasis mine):
“Given the current environment, ESPN has determined it necessary to identify some additional cost savings in the area of public-facing commentator salaries, and that process has begun,” ESPN said in a statement. “This exercise will include a small group of job cuts in the short-term and an ongoing focus on managing costs when we negotiate individual contract renewals in the months ahead. This is an extremely challenging process, involving individuals who have had tremendous impact on our company. These difficult decisions, based more on overall efficiency than merit, will help us meet our financial targets and ensure future growth.
https://deadline.com/2023/07/espn-layoffs-list-talent-fired-1235428485/