Drunk heading to Mexico and it's the Airlines fault

[KG Living Legend]

 I'm in Houston trying to get to Mexico,  first flight they tried to fix the plane, didn't happen,  then they tell us to run to the next gate, We did. Now it's delayed again. 

 Finally boarding now. The joys of traveling nowadays.  Anyway wish me luck in Mexico its probably the only country you don't need a negative test to enter. 

 Hopefully I'll have another trade dream on the plane,  Please let it be Marcus Smart for Jimmy Buckets. Come on Riley throw us a bone Danny is gone now...

[Redz]

Had a similar experience flying from Washington DC back to Boston a couple of months ago.  & hour delay in perfect weather for a one hour flight.  I got home at the crack of dawn.

Good luck!