LOcking this thread, please transition all your jokes to the draft thread errybody.
Also, look at this:
Reminder on the rules:
1) Pick must ultimately be from an original series/work explicitly for 'television' (Netflix Hulu and Amazon series are also welcome) that has made new episodes after 1985, and the character must be from one of those episodes.
2) You're drafting the character, as played by a certain actor/voice actor. If you're taking Dr. Who, specify which one. If you're taking a character who was playing a characterization of their real-life self, specify from what (IE, Seth Green as Seth Green on Entourage, or, William Zabka as Billy Zabka, HIMYM).
3) Don't over-think it. Not really a rule, but a guideline. The point here basically a glorified mad-lib, answering the question, "If I were making a TV show just for me, I'd want someone like ______ as the main star and they'd be ......"