SHAMWOW!!

[Brickowski]

I love my Shamwows, which I buy at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Nothing better.

Now where can a get a Slapchop?

[cordobes]

Shamwow vs. Zorbeez: Which works Better? As Seen On TV Lab Test


The Claim:
In a radio interview on Feb. 10, 2009, infomercial superstar Billy Mays claimed that the popular Shamwow has trod on the turf of Zorbeez, a super-absorbent towel he promoted in a separate infomercial about two years prior.

Zorbeez is the most absorbent towel in the world, Mays said in the interview. Vince, host of the Shamwow ad, has now "unleashed and woken up the sleeping giant," Mays said, suggesting the two settle the score via a "pitch-off." Mays predicted the outcome: "Shampow!"

Mays said Vince tried apologizing over e-mail, to which he replied, apology not accepted. "Don't knock Billy Mays off," Mays said. "Don't take my products. I take it personally. And I'm gonna take 'em back." He added, "Zorbeez was mine."

"Billy Mays doesn't take this," Mays said. "I am the ultimate pitchman."

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"

The Test:
We put the rival rags head-to-head in a spill test of some blueberry beer we had lying around. We also soaked snow puddles and clocked drying times.

The Verdict:

Read the rest by yourself...
http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/4309587.html

I'm a shocked and sad man. I won't say anything else about this issue.

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

Man, this punk and Chris Brown can both go to hell. I don't have patience for this crap.

[GroverTheClover]

The ShamWow! guy uses his salary in a battle against Scientology. I find that hi-larious in a Nick Cannon sort of way.

[yall hate]

Man, this punk and Chris Brown can both go to hell. I don't have patience for this crap.

I am not saying what he did was right but it was certainly a different situation from Chris Brown.  At least the first hit might have been 'self defense'

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

Man, this punk and Chris Brown can both go to hell. I don't have patience for this crap.

I am not saying what he did was right but it was certainly a different situation from Chris Brown.  At least the first hit might have been 'self defense'

I'm not going to nitpick... The first, maybe, but the subsequent dozen shots or so, not so much. Potato, potahto- They both suck.

[KungPoweChicken]

he did beat up a prostitute - who was in the process of biting his tongue.  not that I am condoning abuse.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html     (He did some serious damage)

I can't believe Vince payed a thousand dollars to have sex with that woman.

[angryguy77]

My question is did he give her a shamwow filled with ice to make the swelling go down?

[Redz]

Mr.Shamwow, Mr. Shamwow
Who's the one laughing now?

Beatin' up ho's in shamwow dresses
How do you work on legal messes?

[cdif911]

my mom actually gave me something similar to a slap chop.  the POS didnt work.  what a disappointment.

Didn't you listen, there are many immitators but only one real slap chop