Add some lyrics to this Celticsblog song/rap!

[JSD]

I started it off but I need your help! I think it'd be fun if everyone wrote a bar (or 2 lines that go together.)

1. I stumbled upon CB looking up scores
now I find myself everyday kicking in doors/

2. Called threads in a House Jeff built
spitting knowledge on these boards like my head just spilled (spilt)

3. I'm consistent with my passion and first love outside of home
Plus when sitting in this cubicle I'm never alone/

4. Never condone, trolling on CB...
Smack talk don't make it far and you won't see me

5. But you will see angry mods, or will see Roy Hobbs
and the rest of us will cease to read your grown man sobs

6. in summer of KG is it was an amazing time...
when we witnessed Danny Ainge pull off an amazing crime.

7. and Before the Sonics were stolen they sent us Ray,
 members want to trade him now but I hope he'll stay/

8. resign and lets debate how much...
like we do for every player that other teams "can't touch"

9. and If you hear a rumor about who's next out the door
that's from the legendary poster that they call "CROTOR."

10. with an inside scoop although most are false
if it wasn't for those rumors some posters wouldn't have a pulse.



Help me.

[Roy Hobbs]

7.  Before the Sonics were stolen from Seattle, they sent us Ray,
    A lot of members want to trade him, but I hope he will stay.

[wdleehi]

8. If you hear a new rumor about who is being sent out the door,
it can only be from the legandary CROTOR.

[JSD]

Nice Hobbs and Wdleehi (tp to both asaIcan), if I improvise your lyrics a little it's to fit inside a 90 BPM instrumental 

[wdleehi]

Nice Hobbs and Wdleehi (tp to both asaIcan), if I improvise your lyrics a little it's to fit inside a 90 BPM instrumental 

Works for me.

[shiggins]

Problems at home, work, or with a girl and what to tell her?
No worries just holler at my boy and ask Edgar!

[JSD]

Problems at home, work, or with a girl and what to tell her?
No worries just holler at my boy and ask Edgar!

haha, nice shiggins

[dark_lord]

i roll with the dark side of the force so people think im mean, but my blood bleeds green and the celts are my team.
no love for kobe and the purple and gold,
they choked in game 4 and the larry obrien they didnt hold.

[celticmaestro]

There was once a member, J something was his name,
He didn't know who to support, or anything about the game,
Like many before him, he didn't know when to stop,
Then the mods dropped him quicker than Enron stocks.

[cdif911]

I'm glad I bleed green and not orange....

... crap

[MattG12]

I've come to Celticsblog just about everyday,
For a few years, but before I didn't know what to say.
But then the Celtics made a trade and got KG,
The move marked the beginning of a new dynasty.
Now I come here to talk all time,
I drop mad posts, like Ray Allen drops dimes.
We're all on here because we share a bond,
Assist each other with Tommy Points, like Rajon Rond - o.
No! I don't respect the Lakers,
The purple and gold fans are a bunch of fakers.
I represent the best team, my blood is green,
Don't cross Kendrick Perkins, cuz he can get mean.
Just look at our rafters you'll see seventeen banners,
In LA you will only see actors and sun tanners.
Paul Pierce is our captain, and he's the truth,
Danny Granger messed with him and then he lost a tooth.
Kobe Bryant, you're next, so you better watch out,
Cuz when the playoffs roll around the Celtics will find you out.

[EatSleepBreatheGreen]

(dont correct the spelling or grammar. Im typing how it sounds in my head, lol)



Read the name, I eat sleep, breathe, green
Checked by the DOC, end up gettin quarantined
Chill Mr. Rivers, it's nothin but the kool aid
But Im'a keep drinkin, no matter what you say
I hope the troops are focused, attack like locusts
Expose the Fakers, show the world they Bogus
Kobe the molester, Odom's Uncle Fester
Vujacic the queen, and Walton is the jester
Fisher the pug, Farmar looks like a bug
Gasol isnt a banger, rather give KG a hug
Bynum, please, always getting busted like hymen
I hope the CB mods, dont punish me for rhymin(lol)
Sorry for the rant about the Lakers, I cant help it
And forget Sterns crush on lebron, back to the celtics
Rondo is Flash(marvel), Ray Allen is cash
No more POB, thank god, cause he's trash
Pierce is the truth, KG we set em loose
And as for Perkins, mess with him you lose a tooth
Marbury is a headcase, Mikki needs a back brace
And Big Baby keeps a twinkie stashed by his waist
Billy can sky, and Powes a great guy
And as for Scalabrine him and baby share a pie


Lol my bad it was long as hell. Can u tell I was bored?

[nickagneta]

Here's my CB Rap. Words and lyrics by nickagneta:



Jeff Clark, the mastermind, the man who set the tone,
gave us CelticsBlog, Celtics Pride's own virtual home.

Wanted a place to voice ideas, talk, converse with respect,
Something to set it apart from the pedestrian sect.

So CB had early versions, got tweaked and got right,
All the time getting better, its now a whack ass site.

Then Celticsblog made it's way to SBNation,
now its more dope than Michael Vick on PlayStation.

The mods Jeff gathered up were no empty heads
he crewed with IP, Chris, wd, Edgar and Redz

There's Master Po, CelticBalla, Steve and his Babble,
and FL gets us Links from all the Celtics news rabble.

Can't forget the legend, the man with all the jobs,
got a salary cap question, well your answer's Roy Hobbs.


Love me my Celtics, love me my Green
Got talk em up, put words on a screen
When they playing, the game threads the joint
Say all the right things and get a Tommy Point.
Yeah, a TP, yeah a TP
yeah say all the right things and get a Tommy Point!


It's not just a blog, it's a sporting community
with the one common thread being Celtics unity

Can talk NBA, the draft, or current events
got everything but p0rn0, cause we ain't pitching no tents

Anyone can join there's no discrimination
Though we'd like to stay away from any Laker contamination

No really, we welcome our friends in purple and gold
Gotta tell them how we know that their team's gonna fold

We know this cause our banners go up to seventeen
They hang from the rafters all white and printed green

So if surfing the net and wanna talk with da boys
Dial up Celticsblog, cause we be making some noise


Love me my Celtics, love me my Green
Got talk em up, put words on a screen
When they playing, the game threads the joint
Say all the right things and get a Tommy Point.
Yeah, a TP, yeah a TP
yeah say all the right things and get a Tommy Point!

[FanFromTheChedda]

By Style Free aka Big D aka Lil Dayne

Its all about the C's
Gotta have faith, gotta believe
Loyalty to the crew
Even if they don't come through
Perk and Rajon plus the Big 3
Always victorious due to D
What would we do without KG?
Jesus Shuttlesworth from 3.

When the Fourth comes around,
Make sure Paul has the ball
He's always sharp as chedda
He shoots like a beretta
While Rajon is gettin tricky
Ray Ray is gettin sticky

With the Green on their game,
Your team shouldn't have came.

[Schupac]

Celtics need no love from the media,
Paul Pierce alone be beatin' ya
But he's got some backup since two thousand eight
better than never even if it' late
Ray Ray Jesus shuttlesworth shot smoother than mrs. buttersworth
Rains threes like its biblical, his shot's lyrical
like poetry.  KPerk can bench press a tree
but the last time he smiled it was 1993
KG's name sounds like rebound, shots get lost and never found
he'll block your shot 6 inches into the ground
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?  Who cares.
Rondo can dribble up stairs.  He could steal the balls
from between your legs leave you with a peg, shoutin "cookies!"
then throw up the alley oop saying Tommy shoutin "looky looky"





I need a beat :-)