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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #60 on: May 07, 2011, 12:26:55 PM »

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Never underestimate the intelligence or ability of an Elephant!
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #61 on: May 07, 2011, 12:41:12 PM »

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OK....you asked for it....here's the long joke.....worth the read though

A traveling circus invited people to bet a dollar that they could get the elephant to nod his head sideways instead of just up and down.....the prize= $500

One day....this fellow paid his dollar and went up to the elephant with two bricks which he proceeded to smash on each side of the elephant's gonads.....the elephant withed in pain and the participant went back to his seat

The next year, the circus came back to town....the guy paid his dollar and went up to the elephant and this time whispered in his ear....."do you remember me?".....the elephant (who never forgets of course) nodded yes

The guy then asked "do want me to do that again like last year?".....the elephant nodded "no" and the guy walked off with $500   

Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #62 on: May 07, 2011, 12:49:28 PM »

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Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Elephants don't have the dexterity or physical attributes to screw in light bulbs.

No offense Bahks, but I somehow think Edgar will have a thing or two to say about that ;) hahahaha


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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #63 on: May 07, 2011, 12:55:11 PM »

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HardleyYardley! I can't believe you did that! That was all kinds of NO...against blog policy, animal abuse...just plain mean and rotten!  (and in a twisted way, it  was also funny...)

Ohhhhhh.....my  poor elephant..... :'(
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« Reply #64 on: May 07, 2011, 01:15:29 PM »

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Q: What do elephants have that nothing else does?







A: Baby elephants.





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« Reply #65 on: May 07, 2011, 06:10:02 PM »

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Why did the elephant have a rotten time at the party?













Everyone in the room paid him no attention.
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« Reply #66 on: May 07, 2011, 06:30:40 PM »

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Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun




Q: How do you kill a pink elephant?

A: You choke it until it turns blue and then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.  :D
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #67 on: May 08, 2011, 10:43:57 AM »

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My daughter sent me this one this morning.  Boy am I slow in the morning!

"How do you get down from an elephant?"
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« Reply #68 on: May 08, 2011, 10:51:15 AM »

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My daughter sent me this one this morning.  Boy am I slow in the morning!

"How do you get down from an elephant?"


You don't ... you get down from a duck/goose. ;)

Hope you saw the Happy Mother's Day thread!

Have a great one, TB!
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #69 on: May 08, 2011, 12:07:56 PM »

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Thanks for the Mom's day wishes, Bahku.  I didn't mean I didn't know the answer...I meant I didn't "get" it....after all why would one get up on a goose in the first place!  Definite "duh" moment.  Then, in a flash, a light went on in Marblehead, ha ha ha  ha.
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