The Lion gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
They were stuck in the VW bug.
How many giraffes can you fit in a VW bug?
None, the elephants are in there!
What game do four elephants in a VW play?
Squash
how do you know the elepahts are on the movies
The VW is outside
How do you know the elephants are taking a break?
The squash racket is outside.