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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2010, 08:50:08 PM »

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What do elephant do before leaving on vacation?

They pack(aderm) their trunks
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2010, 09:04:39 PM »

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

......"How do you breath out of that thing??"

Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2010, 09:48:18 PM »

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Why is an elephant gray?
To distinguish it from a blueberry.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
He said, "Here come the elephants!"
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
She said...

Hoe can you tell if there is an elephant in the back seat of your car?

How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon?

How do you stop a charging elephant?

Well since no one knows some of the answers...

1. Jane said "Here come the blueberries, because she was color blind."

2. How can you tell if there is an elephant in the back seat of your car?
 You can smell the peanuts on its breath.

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« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2010, 09:33:50 AM »

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Why is an elephant gray?
To distinguish it from a blueberry.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
He said, "Here come the elephants!"
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
She said...

Hoe can you tell if there is an elephant in the back seat of your car?

How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon?

How do you stop a charging elephant?

Well since no one knows some of the answers...

1. Jane said "Here come the blueberries, because she was color blind."

2. How can you tell if there is an elephant in the back seat of your car?
 You can smell the peanuts on its breath.

And how do you stop a charging elephant

U take his credit card.
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2010, 09:36:31 AM »

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The Lion gathered all the animals for a meeting, all of them showed up except the elephants. Why?
They were stuck in the VW bug.

How many giraffes can you fit in a VW bug?
None, the elephants are in there!

What game do four elephants in a VW play?
Squash

how do you know the elepahts are on the movies
The VW is outside


How do you know the elephants are taking a break?
The squash racket is outside.

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« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2010, 09:38:51 AM »

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Why did the elephant wear ripple-soled shoes?
To give the ants a 50-50 chance.

Why don't elephants wear high heels?
They think they already have pretty ankles.

Why do elephants wear sandals?
To keep from sinking into the sand.

Why do ostriches stick their heads in the sand?
To look for elephants that weren't wearing sandals.

What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2010, 09:39:35 AM »

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And a good one open for today


Do you think an elephant looks stupid wearing pearls?
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« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2010, 11:10:28 AM »

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your living room?




         Well.......DUH!
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« Reply #38 on: February 16, 2010, 11:11:40 AM »

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And a good one open for today


Do you think an elephant looks stupid wearing pearls?

Not if shes wearing a black dress.
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« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2011, 08:39:10 AM »

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if we want to put 4 elephant inside a Volex car .. What shall we do ?

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« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2011, 08:43:34 AM »

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open the doors?
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« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2011, 12:31:22 PM »

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if we want to put 4 elephant inside a Volex car .. What shall we do ?

2 in the front
2 in the back


How do you know the elephants are in the movies
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2011, 12:58:27 PM »

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Is the concession stand out of peanuts?  I wasn't sure if a Voltex car was a two seater....  I knew you would get sucked back into this thread, Edgar...I love it!
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« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2011, 01:04:20 PM »

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by the way...I didn't see a volkswagon outside...just the voltex (is that the same thing?   ??? )
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Re: Elephant Jokes!
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2011, 01:53:07 PM »

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How do you catch an elephant?

Surprised no one's asked this yet (yes unfortunately I had the time to read this whole thread).
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