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Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2008, 06:45:24 PM »

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He averaged 2.9 points and 3.1 rebounds in 21 games. And, come on, when was the last time that guy was in shape? I really think you are being mystified by his production in a very distant past... He'd be useful to the local Wendy's, that's all.

Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2008, 06:48:17 PM »

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A cow is tied to the side of a silo by a ten-meter rope. The silo itself has a ten meter radius. How much grass can the cow eat?

Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2008, 07:01:19 PM »

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1. Friendly's "Chocolate & Peanut Butter Swirl"

2. Ben & Jerry's "Strawberry Cheesecake"

3. Banana ice cream from "Erickson's" in Carver

4. Breyers "Mint Chocolate Chip".

5. Haagen Daz Coffee Ice Cream.

Don't even throw that B&J's "Oatmeal Cookie Chunk" at me. It doesn't even belong in the top 50.

Get real. ::)

Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #63 on: September 28, 2008, 07:06:25 PM »

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50% to 42%



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Why aren't foul poles called fair poles?  Balls that hit them are considered fair, yet the name seems strangely unfair to me.
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Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #64 on: September 28, 2008, 07:10:42 PM »

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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2008, 07:13:41 PM »

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Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #66 on: September 28, 2008, 07:21:18 PM »

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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

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« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2008, 07:32:23 PM »

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What we have here...is a failure to communicate

Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2008, 08:16:38 PM »

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Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2008, 09:06:33 PM »

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25% of my honors US History students spelled Massachusetts wrong on a map quiz.... and we live in Massachusetts - I saw Massachuesetts, and Massachusettes and Massachussetts and Massachusets... what is wrong with this world? (Please don't answer, as per rules of thread)
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Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2008, 09:20:04 PM »

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if this thread doesn't put CDIF911 close to 200 TPs there's something seriously wrong!!
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Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2008, 09:30:11 PM »

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do you ever wonder What if God was one of us?

just a slob like one of us?

just a stranger on the bus... trying to make his way home...

but here's the tragic part - no one's calling on the phone...

no, not even the Pope, maybe... in Rome... or is it roam?  maybe he just lost a call...
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« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2008, 09:42:40 PM »

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at this time there was a wind blowing, the pennants were flapping.

one monk said, "the wind is moving."

another said "the pennants are moving."

they argued on and on, so i came forward and said, "it is not the wind moving, it is not the pennants moving; it is your minds moving."




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Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2008, 09:48:56 PM »

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This is a heckuva ballgame.

Re: Super off topic, off topic thread
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2008, 09:49:39 PM »

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Would you tell me please which way to go from here? (said alice)
Well that all depends on where you want to go (said the cat)
I don't much care where (said alice)
then it doesn't matter which way you go.............