May the best Haiku win! (Contest with Poll!)

[indeedproceed]

A contest:

Make the best Haiku about the Celtics beating the Lakers in the finals win. Winner gets tommy points, as many as can be provided until I get bored with clicking the button (mods can add unlimited points)

We'll vote on the best ones whenever I put up the poll, put the entries here. Watch the language, and if you think an entry should be in the poll, enter it.

1)
The Lakers will lose
Mamba starts pointing fingers
But its not Shaq's fault.
2)
Phil Jackson thinks zen,
But he should heed Confucius:
Defense wins titles.

[libermaniac]

There once was a guard from Nantucket
who took the ball hard to the bucket
He said with a grin
As the Celtics got the win
The Lakers were favored but *#($*! it.

Ok, ok, I know ... wrong format.  LOL.

[Redz]

I needed a quick refresher on how to haiku

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

[Eja117]

1 Beat LA. Beat the Lakers
nobody likes them
Beat LA. Beat the Fakers

2
When Kobe tries to dunk it
Clothesline will be there
When Kobe tries to dunk it

3
Nobody likes Kobe now
Now he misses Shaq
Shaq doesn't miss him

4
When we beat LA next week
Everyone will cry
Because they are all losers

5
We will beat LA Big Time
Despite what Stern wants
That is his problem. Too bad.


I could do this all day

[indeedproceed]

1 Beat LA. Beat the Lakers
nobody likes them
Beat LA. Beat the Fakers

2
When Kobe tries to dunk it
Clothesline will be there
When Kobe tries to dunk it

3
Nobody likes Kobe now
Now he misses Shaq
Shaq doesn't miss him

4
When we beat LA next week
Everyone will cry
Because they are all losers

5
We will beat LA Big Time
Despite what Stern wants
That is his problem. Too bad.


I could do this all day

its 5-7-5 my man

also ha-ha thanks Libermaniac.

I will post a limerick at some point here, Im gona work on that one.

Also what rhymes with Bucket? muck-et? tuck-it? I don't get it. No swearing

[Redz]

Purple, Gold, Lakers
Second level dynasty
Green, pride, Celtics champs

[Roy Hobbs]

the purple and gold
will suffer a swift defeat
like their many trolls

[Redz]

Hondo to Rondo
Havlicek stole the ball and
Rajon answers call

[indeedproceed]

the purple and gold
will suffer a swift defeat
like their many trolls

Haha! Nice one roy! A lil Mod-humor for the masses.

[indeedproceed]

Its ten seconds left,
Fisher's inbounds is stolen,
Rondo'd for the win!

[nickagneta]

Banners a haiku by nickagneta:

Sixteen lonely flags,
Seventeen is heaven bound,
A cacophony!

[indeedproceed]

Banners a haiku by nickagneta:

Sixteen lonely flags,
Seventeen is heaven bound,
A cacophony!

beautiful Nick. Thats my favorite so far.

[Roy Hobbs]

Banners a haiku by nickagneta:

Sixteen lonely flags,
Seventeen is heaven bound,
A cacophony!

Cacophonies are unpleasant, right?  Maybe that's the babble of the national media and the whining of the Lakers fans.

[nickagneta]

Banners a haiku by nickagneta:

Sixteen lonely flags,
Seventeen is heaven bound,
A cacophony!

Cacophonies are unpleasant, right?  Maybe that's the babble of the national media and the whining of the Lakers fans.

I hate explaining things.

The cacophony is the noise non-Celtic fans will hear.

[Roy Hobbs]

The black mamba cries
It's arrogant head severed
Struck by ubuntu

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Showtime no longer
The overhyped fall swiftly
An imitation