If you're like me, you are criminally depriving your employer of your services because you fake doing work and read a ton of stuff about the NBA every day.
Sometimes, you come across a passage that is just so incredibly but unintentionally funny that you have to share it. Here is the one I found today. The funny part is the one in bolded italics. Read it in context, then just read it alone.
And after wondering aloud in the preseason about his role, he finally knows the answer.
“Everything,” Baby said. “I’m the garbage man.
“I’m just a basketball player. I’m not tall; I’m not short; I’ve got short arms; I’m kind of chubby a little bit. But I just play basketball. That’s the plus thing. I can play whatever you want me to play.”
It’s clear that Rivers wants all of it from Davis, and he wants it every night. He’s stayed on his Baby.