Lucky17's Yahoo! Points Hoops League: 2014 Offseason: Post Lottery

[Eja117]

Parsons is fine folks. Even if he weren't no need to offer TWO WHOLE SECOND ROUNDERS!

Oooohhhh.....How did you turn that down eja? After all....he might have had micro fracture surgery. Your young borderline all star may be done playing NBA ball because he might have had micro surgery, which we now suspect, not because of what was reported initially or because of his time frame to return, but because he refused to answer a question.

Well....what can I say ladies. I like to live dangerously. I know two second rounders could be the difference between a championship and last place, but....I just don't believe in that

[LarBrd33]

Parsons is fine folks. Even if he weren't no need to offer TWO WHOLE SECOND ROUNDERS!

Oooohhhh.....How did you turn that down eja? After all....he might have had micro fracture surgery. Your young borderline all star may be done playing NBA ball because he might have had micro surgery, which we now suspect, not because of what was reported initially or because of his time frame to return, but because he refused to answer a question.

Well....what can I say ladies. I like to live dangerously. I know two second rounders could be the difference between a championship and last place, but....I just don't believe in that

Heh... I'll message you privately eja.  I asked what you wanted.  I expressed my concern with the microfracture.  You refused to give me a price so I threw out #27 and #30 as an offer (NBA 1st rounders) gauging your interest.   Not bad for a guy who might never set foot on a basketball court again.  If someone outbids me, so be it.  I'm happy to act as the public leverage that gets you three late 1sts instead of two from a team more willing to take the risk.  No hard feelings.  Let's hug it out.   

[Eja117]

Parsons is fine folks. Even if he weren't no need to offer TWO WHOLE SECOND ROUNDERS!

Oooohhhh.....How did you turn that down eja? After all....he might have had micro fracture surgery. Your young borderline all star may be done playing NBA ball because he might have had micro surgery, which we now suspect, not because of what was reported initially or because of his time frame to return, but because he refused to answer a question.

Well....what can I say ladies. I like to live dangerously. I know two second rounders could be the difference between a championship and last place, but....I just don't believe in that

Heh... I'll message you privately eja.  I asked what you wanted.  I expressed my concern with the microfracture.  You refused to give me a price so I threw out #27 and #30 as an offer (NBA 1st rounders) gauging your interest.   Not bad for a guy who might never set foot on a basketball court again.  If someone outbids me, so be it.  I'm happy to act as the public leverage that gets you three late 1sts instead of two from a team more willing to take the risk.  No hard feelings.  Let's hug it out.   

Dr. Bellevue tells us Parsons might never return to an NBA court again! Because there is a suspicion that he might have had micro fracture surgery because he answered some questions weird, but says there's no doubt he beats the timeframe for micro fracture surgery. Despite the part where K Mart got micro frac to both knees and came back and the part where Oden got it like 3 times and came back. Wow.

No...don't pm. You are banish ed this week. 

[LarBrd33]

Banish me 5-6 weeks and if Parsons is back to playing basketball, I'll throw in Steve Novak. 

You put him on the block.  It's my duty as a fake GM to do my due diligence and reach out.  If someone refuses to tell me what they want, I'm forced to set my own market value.    I have lots of youth/picks.  During my banishment, feel free to send me an offer and I'll let you know if I can do it. 

[Eja117]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2sxsarUMpY

[Eja117]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdjTsAw_m38

[Eja117]

Oh man. I was gonna get the 36th pick if Parsons was playing ball in 6 weeks. Now it's Novak. How confident we are.

[LarBrd33]

This expresses my sadness, depression and aloneness after my 1 week banishment by eja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oEYMGL0ZtA

https://youtu.be/BcERe5pd8yI

[Rondo2287]

THe rondo2287's are out Of the bidding for Marc gasol

[Rondo2287]

I'm trapped on the acella on my way to jersey.  If you wanna talk trade hit me up.  Picks 12+16 are available

[Gainesville Celtic]

After failing miserably in some trade talks involving big name players, I'd like to see if anyone else is interested in a smaller deal that might help each of us.

hit me up if you have interest in any of:

Brandan Wright
CJ Miles
Jose Calderon
Langston Galloway
#38 pick
2016 #1 pick

FWIW, all these guys were all 20+ ppg guys in this league last year.

[yall hate]

Available:

Trevor Ariza - averaged 29 per game this year.
Iman Shumpert - averaged 19.4 per game this year.  I probably like him more than most - so I doubt anything happens here --- His postseason numbers sort of seem like what I expect from him [10 ppg, 5.5 reb, 1 blk, 1 steal.]  Still only 24.
Luol Deng - averaged 27.3 per game this year.
JJ Hickson - averaged 19.5 per game this year. [average per minute production of over 1 per minute. he just needs a change of scenery to get back to being a 30 ppg guy. Only 26.]
Mo Williams  averaged 28 per game this year.
Alexey Shved - Whatever Bellevue has previously said about him, repeat here.
#10
#19

I'd like to bundle/package multiple assets for a single, improved asset (Ariza and Deng for a 40ppg guy?  Hickson and Mo for a 34 ppg guy?  Someone plus 10? someone plus 10 and 19?  10 and 19?).  Whether that improved asset is a player or a better pick, that is my goal.

[hpantazo]

Roy Hibbert is on the block. A huge, 28 year old center with legit low post moves and great defense. Coming off a rough year, but is training in jiu-jitsu with the legendary Gracie family to get tougher and in top shape for a huge year next year:

http://www.foxsports.com/nba/story/pacers-center-roy-hibbert-trains-in-brazilian-jiu-jitsu-at-legendary-gracie-family-academy-052615

and he looks ready:

[LarBrd33]

TP. I wouldn't mind if the celtics traded for jiu-jitsu Hibbert

[ChampKind]

Parsons is fine folks. Even if he weren't no need to offer TWO WHOLE SECOND ROUNDERS!

Oooohhhh.....How did you turn that down eja? After all....he might have had micro fracture surgery. Your young borderline all star may be done playing NBA ball because he might have had micro surgery, which we now suspect, not because of what was reported initially or because of his time frame to return, but because he refused to answer a question.

Well....what can I say ladies. I like to live dangerously. I know two second rounders could be the difference between a championship and last place, but....I just don't believe in that

I am shocked - shocked! - that LarBrd33 would lowball you like that. Very much unlike him.