Nasty Breakup

[Ohio Celtics Fan]

Oooohhh. New strategy.

Take one of your favorite funny characters from TV like say Jack from 40 Rock and pretend to be him for like 3 days.

Say stuff like "Well this is...unexpected. I haven't been dumped by a beotch since I couldn't find my Lady and the Tramp stuffed animal Lady when I was 3"


Or be Dwight from the Office and be like "Well I'm glad I'm not with her now because she was a prime candidate for Ebola Virus. How do I know? Oh I know. I know"

****, man eja, you're on a roll tonight man.

[PosImpos]

I feel your pain man.

The worst day of my life was when my girlfriend (on our 2.5 year anniversary) broke up with me the first day I got to college sophomore year.  I've never felt that awful.

The story worked out for me because we got back together (and then broke up again and got back together again less than a year later, but that's neither here nor there), but I understand how you're feeling.

You just have to give it time and let yourself get used to just being you without her.  I know it's tough.

[buzz]

Bro, I know in your pain it is hard to see now, but someone has to say it.

This is the best day of your life! That chick was a lying, cheating, crazy, lowdown Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline., dude! You dodged a bullet! You learned a valuable lesson here, my man. Stay away from crazy Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline.s! Learn to detect them and then stay far away. A woman like that could wreck your whole life, and many men don't get to learn that lesson ahead of time like you have now.

I demand that you go high-five yourself right now and then have a beer!

Someday you will look back on this and just thank god that you didn't knock her up.

JMO, of course. Head up, head up. Always forward, never back.

[Ohio Celtics Fan]

Bro, I know in your pain it is hard to see now, but someone has to say it.

This is the best day of your life! That chick was a lying, cheating, crazy, lowdown ****, dude! You dodged a bullet! You learned a valuable lesson here, my man. Stay away from crazy ****s! Learn to detect them and then stay far away. A woman like that could wreck your whole life, and many men don't get to learn that lesson ahead of time like you have now.

I demand that you go high-five yourself right now and then have a beer!

Someday you will look back on this and just thank god that you didn't knock her up.

JMO, of course. Head up, head up. Always forward, never back.

God I could use a Guinness right now, alas I am all out so a stiff Irish coffee it is.

[Ohio Celtics Fan]

I know I've already said it several times but I just want to throw it out there to you all again and to the most recent posters, a huge THANK YOU! You guys have been great, every single one of you offered great advice and it has really helped.