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Jaws
« on: September 05, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »

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Some big white sharks patrolling my area this past week have been a hot topic.  The press has been trying to stir up some Jaws like hysteria, but the locals aren't biting (pun intended).  My wife was actually misquoted by the Herald today in an article on the subject (go figure, the Herald misquoting someone)...

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20090905shark_sightings_put_cape_on_alert_great_white_makes_waves/srvc=home&position=1

Anyhow, the whole thing has reminded me of the scene in Jaws where Quint scratches his nails on the chalkboard at the Town Meeting.

So many great lines in Jaws.

Anyone have a favorite?
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Re: Jaws
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2009, 03:40:30 PM »

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Re: Jaws
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2009, 04:08:51 PM »

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So this is your wife right?

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“I don’t know if the sharks are going to affect us or not,” said Jean Needel, manager of the Chatham Squire. “I know we’ve had a great season, and I don’t think Labor Day weekend will be any different.”

What did she really say? "I don’t think Labor Day weekend will be any different, especially at the Caped Cod where low prices and great service has always been our motto!"  Did they take out the plug for your (former?) store or something?  ;D

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2009, 04:26:09 PM »

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You know what, I actually thought of Jaws when I read about this on Facebook  :)

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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2009, 04:27:45 PM »

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“I don’t know if the sharks are going to affect us or not,” said Jean Needel, manager of the Chatham Squire. “I know we’ve had a great season, and I don’t think Labor Day weekend will be any different.”

What did she really say? "I don’t think Labor Day weekend will be any different, especially at the Caped Cod where low prices and great service has always been our motto!"  Did they take out the plug for your (former?) store or something?  ;D

No, she actually said something to the effect of "No.  I don;t think it will affect our business at all."  And yet it came as if there was some question about it.

But yes, you can come get big discounts at The Caped Cod if you hurry!

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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 04:29:37 PM »

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RSuv8hroc
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One of my favorite movies, by the way.

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2009, 04:38:40 PM »

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Re: Jaws
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2009, 04:39:45 PM »

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RSuv8hroc
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One of my favorite movies, by the way.

First movie I bought when I got my first DVD player.
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 04:44:07 PM »

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RSuv8hroc
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One of my favorite movies, by the way.

First movie I bought when I got my first DVD player.

So, how many times have you watched it? I keep on watching it, on DVD and when they show it on TV  :) Quint is my hero.

Re: Jaws
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This is so bizarre! For some reason I was thinking about Jaws on the way into work today, pondering the fact that this groundbreaking movie has made so many people afraid of the water over the years. For me, though, a more frightening event is the scene in Star Wars in which Luke, Leia, Han and Chewbacca are down in the garbage disposal, which has about a foot of water in the bottom, and there's a big snakelike creature called a dianoga stalking them from under the water.
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2009, 08:44:26 PM »

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Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.


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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 10:23:27 PM »

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I just got back from an annual Labor Day Weekend party by the water in Chatham.  One of the most beautiful nights I can ever remember here (and I've seen a bunch).  A huge, full, orange moon beaming over over the ocean, casting a narrow path of its reflection that made you think you could walk right out on it and reach up grab a piece. 

There were a bunch of little boats out in the water, looking for sharks. Channel 7 was in town trying to make a story out of nothing - Chatham has seals - sharks eat seals - nothing new here.

Anyhow...at the end of the party there is a pretty ruccous trumpet and trombone session.  The guys playing the brass decided to serenade the Channel 7 van and a bunch of people parked in the beach parking lot with an impromptu theme from Jaws.  The folks from Channel 7 weren't amused...They're missing the story.  The real story is the humor the locals are taking with the hooplah over there being sharks in the water.
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2009, 05:25:33 AM »

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"Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."