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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2009, 09:22:17 PM »

Offline cornbreadsmart

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yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2009, 09:24:23 PM »

Offline Gomesfan

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Yo Mama is so fat she blocks cell phone signals!
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2009, 09:32:13 PM »

Offline EatSleepBreatheGreen

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Ya mama so fat she uses school buses as roller skates.

Ya mama teeth so yellow, she spits out butter.

Ya mama so fat she eats out of a satellite dish.

Ya mama is so skinny she hoola-hoops with cheerios.

Ya mama so small she hanglides off the curb.

Ya mama's butt so wrinkly it looks like its smiling.


Thats it for now. lol, I had to bring back all the middle school ones.

Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2009, 09:45:53 PM »

Offline Big_Dave31

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Your momma is so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone!

Your momma is so short, she poses for trophy's...

Your momma is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out!

Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2009, 10:17:05 PM »

Offline cdif911

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yo momma so ignorant, she doesn't know who Will Solomon is
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2009, 04:12:41 AM »

Offline bucknersrevenge

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Your Mom's glasses are so thick she can look into a map and see people wavin at her.

Your Mom is so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF.

Your Mom is not allowed to wear "X" jackets cuz helicopters keep trying to land on her back.
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Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2009, 08:25:16 AM »

Offline CelticPride

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My favorite one of all time:

Your Mama so fat, people yell Kool-Aid! and she comes running through a wall

(Surprised Buckner's Revenge didn't post that one :) )


Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2009, 09:26:45 AM »

Offline ctrey

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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2009, 09:29:39 AM »

Offline ctrey

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Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects

Re: Give me your best "Yo Mama" joke
« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2010, 04:57:19 PM »

Offline Overrated

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Yo mama's so ugly the Rice Krispies won't even talk to her.