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Who is the closet Doc?

Redz (I'm not Doc)
IndeedProceed (I have no idea what is going on around here but nobody seems to notice Im not paying attention)
CelticMaestro(I hate it when people say I'm a nice guy. I'm much more than that, [dang it]! It's about time people recognized me for my achievements, like introducing Ubuntu to the NBA.)
Wide Load (I use this forum as a way to lower fans expectations of me)
Schupac (my clever quotable quips distract you from my sometimes lacking knowledge on the subject I'm talking about)
LarBrd33 (is Jack's raging bile duct & also Doc)
butterbeanlove (You know Redz, this is a phenomenal thread, just phenomenal. Like I told the guys the other day in the locker room, we can't control the topics that pop up on Celticsblog, but that's good. And that's the way it's going
dark lord (i bathe in red gatorade )
Chris (I am actually Chris Wallace)
BigAlTheFuture (I am Doc Rivers.   No need to discuss. )
KCattheStripe (Doc Doc Who's there? KC KC who? KCatthestipe who is secretly Doc Rivers.)
EJPLAYA (I'm Doc Rivers. Do you want me to pull out my Hawks video sunglasses to prove it? )
nickagneta (why else would I stick up for me incessantly for over a year while claiming people were being mean to me and insulting me needlessly.  Besides I lean very far left on social issues like all good black men do and I'm a nice guy. Just go ba
Hoops (Give it up already. The real Doc Rivers doesn't exist on Celticsblog. And even if he did, why would I...er...uh...he...why would HE be dumb enough to make himself known to a bunch of obsessed Celtics fans? I'd...I mean...he'd get flo
Edgar (I am doc rivers  i am just on vacations in sunny Central America)
Toine 43 (I am Doc Rivers, because I have also stuck up for myself throughout the years, and I also lean very far left on social issues like all good black men do, and I'm also a nice guy. If you go back and reread my posts, it will also be glaringly
Housecall (I want to share a few things with you that i never told anyone else before about myself  1.If i had not  become a successful NBA player and then coach,i  wanted to follow in my father's  footsteps to become a successful Chicago policeman.2
JBCat (I am Doc Rivers.  I secretly wore my old Hawks underwear in the first round last year so you can blame the road losses on me.  I don't like wearing a tie which is why you always see it very loose during the post game interview.   Mike Gorman a
BigAlTheFuture (I am the coach of the Boston Celtics. I'm on my phone right now at the Celtics bench typing this in.)
Chief (I am Doc Rivers. Now Scal, can I have those "pictures" of Danny, Lucky, and myself back.)
RebusRankin (I am Doc Rivers.    This being Canadian thing was a ruse to throw you all off. When I created this account, I decided to pretend to be Canadian because why would any American pretend to be Canadian? I am a proud graduate of Marquette and thus
Crownsy (I'm docicus!)
KCattheStripe (I'm the second best player all time from Marquette. Easily the best Marquette player never to make the final four. Also, it's the Marquette WARRIORS danggit!)
Celtic (I am Doc Rivers and now that you know you'll never be able to find me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [works better w/the picture])
BudweiserCeltic (Kevin Johnson is a wimp.)
BDM 860 (If I'm not Doc Rivers then why am I sleeping with his wife?)
Wide Load (because we say so [dang it]) * - not endorsed by Wide Load, wdleehi or other caveman sig using celticsblogger

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Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #45 on: November 19, 2008, 12:18:48 PM »

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You know Redz, this is a phenomenal thread, just phenomenal. Like I told the guys the other day in the locker room, we can't control the topics that pop up on Celticsblog, but that's good. And that's the way it's going to be for us all season, so we just have to get used to it. Now I'll let you go because I've got to check whether I got that tee time and need to cancel practice tomorrow.

 TP.  This was the best, I laughed out loud.
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Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #46 on: November 19, 2008, 12:24:51 PM »

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If I'm not Doc Rivers then why am I sleeping with his wife?

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Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #47 on: November 19, 2008, 12:45:41 PM »

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You know Redz, this is a phenomenal thread, just phenomenal. Like I told the guys the other day in the locker room, we can't control the topics that pop up on Celticsblog, but that's good. And that's the way it's going to be for us all season, so we just have to get used to it. Now I'll let you go because I've got to check whether I got that tee time and need to cancel practice tomorrow.

clear leader so far IMO heh.
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Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #48 on: November 19, 2008, 02:25:06 PM »

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I'm DOC Rivers and I'll be your Huckleberry.

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #49 on: November 19, 2008, 02:34:54 PM »

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I'm the best coach in the NBA. Who am I?

I'm Doc Rivers of course.
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Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #50 on: November 19, 2008, 02:55:57 PM »

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Kevin Johnson is a wimp.

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #51 on: November 19, 2008, 03:03:33 PM »

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I am Doc Rivers and now that you know you'll never be able to find me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #52 on: November 19, 2008, 03:06:07 PM »

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I'm the second best player all time from Marquette. Easily the best Marquette player never to make the final four. Also, it's the Marquette WARRIORS danggit!

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #53 on: November 20, 2008, 06:08:48 AM »

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I AM DOC RIVERS (sing along if you will)

I'm Doc Rivers, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Celtics Bloggers : He's , Doc Rivers and he's okay.
                He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


CelticsBloggers: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
               He goes to the lavatory.
               On Wednesdays he goes shopping
               And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
                He likes to press wild flowers.
                He puts on women's clothing
                And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama


CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
                Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

             Yes, I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day



Wow.

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #54 on: November 20, 2008, 09:50:59 AM »

Offline Redz

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I AM DOC RIVERS (sing along if you will)

I'm Doc Rivers, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Celtics Bloggers : He's , Doc Rivers and he's okay.
                He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


CelticsBloggers: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
               He goes to the lavatory.
               On Wednesdays he goes shopping
               And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
                He likes to press wild flowers.
                He puts on women's clothing
                And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama


CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
                Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

             Yes, I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day



Wow.

hint to reference:

Yup

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #55 on: November 20, 2008, 09:56:30 AM »

Offline ACF

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I AM DOC RIVERS (sing along if you will)

I'm Doc Rivers, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Celtics Bloggers : He's , Doc Rivers and he's okay.
                He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


CelticsBloggers: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
               He goes to the lavatory.
               On Wednesdays he goes shopping
               And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
                He likes to press wild flowers.
                He puts on women's clothing
                And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama


CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
                Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

             Yes, I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day



Wow.

hint to reference:



I remember maestro saying that
he absolutely hates MP.
I, on the other hand, am a very
big fan. I love their silly ways  :)

Not when I'm coaching, of course.

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #56 on: November 20, 2008, 10:15:46 AM »

Offline celticmaestro

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I AM DOC RIVERS (sing along if you will)

I'm Doc Rivers, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Celtics Bloggers : He's , Doc Rivers and he's okay.
                He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


CelticsBloggers: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
               He goes to the lavatory.
               On Wednesdays he goes shopping
               And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
                He likes to press wild flowers.
                He puts on women's clothing
                And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama


CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
                Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

             Yes, I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day



Wow.

hint to reference:



I remember maestro saying that
he absolutely hates MP.

I, on the other hand, am a very
big fan. I love their silly ways  :)

Not when I'm coaching, of course.

Absolutely, TP for reminding me of just how much I hate them.

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #57 on: November 20, 2008, 11:38:45 AM »

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Will the real Doc Rivers please stand up?

...

We're going to have a problem here.

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #58 on: November 20, 2008, 11:43:27 AM »

Offline Redz

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Will the real Doc Rivers please stand up?

...

We're going to have a problem here.

So you're saying it's not you then...

My admission that my song was actually a cheap rip off of the Monty Python "Lumber Jack" tune takes me out of the running.

Who does that leave?
Yup

Re: I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as a CelticsBlog Member)
« Reply #59 on: November 20, 2008, 11:50:15 AM »

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I'm docicus!
















(terrable at photoshop otherwise i'd put doc's head on it) :'(




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