I Am Doc Rivers (cleverly disguised as CB member butterbeanlove)

[Redz]

I can see the congressional hearings starting up investigating this result if Wide Load wins. I can see them now.........

Sometimes the truth (no PP pun intended) hurts.  If he's Doc, he's Doc...As I said at the start, the truth is out there somewhere.  Come out and face the music Doc.

[BigAlTheFuture]

My real name is Glen. I think I've answered all the questions for you guys to believe me.

I am Doc Rivers.

[RebusRankin]

I am Doc Rivers.

  This being Canadian thing was a ruse to throw you all off. When I created this account, I decided to pretend to be Canadian because why would any American pretend to be Canadian? I am a proud graduate of Marquette and thus have the knowledge to fake being Canadian (ok, I use Wikipedia). Think back to my witty posts, my rants about the refs and the Celtic/Basketball knowledge displayed in my posts and it will become clear,

I am Doc Rivers.

[wdleehi]

I am close to putting the teams pit bull lawyer (Roy Hobbs) on the rest of you for identity theft.



And I can't use that Sig.  I would raise expectations to high.  Everyone will be down on me until I surpass Red's coaching numbers.  That's hard to do when you have to go to your kids sporting events on off days.

[celticmaestro]

I think it's wdleehi.   Such intense hatred for a man can only be self-hatred.   

I think it's well within our powers to rig this so he wins just for the sheer irony of it.

I can't stand for this disgraceful rigging. I wont stand for this!

FINE...He can only win if he changes his sig to read I AM THE REAL DOC RIVERS: CHAMPION, LEGEND, BETTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE CAVEMAN

I'd settle for that.

[Chief]

I am Doc Rivers. Now Scal, can I have those "pictures" of Danny, Lucky, and myself back.

[BigAlTheFuture]

I am the coach of the Boston Celtics. I'm on my phone right now at the Celtics bench typing this in.

I am Doc Rivers.

[celticmaestro]

I am Doc Rivers and I have mastered the concise and positive resumé that employers take a fancy to.

• NBA Champion head coach.
• Nice guy.

That should do it.

[JBcat]

I am Doc Rivers.  I secretly wore my old Hawks underwear in the first round last year so you can blame the road losses on me.  I don't like wearing a tie which is why you always see it very loose during the post game interview.   Mike Gorman asks me too many pre game questions.  I still receive calls from TNT to give up coaching and come back to my old job.   Marcus Banks was very frustrating to coach.  I am teaching Sam everything I know so he can take over as head coach in 2 years and I can retire in Florida then watch my son play on TV in the Euroleague

[Redz]

I AM DOC RIVERS (sing along if you will)

I'm Doc Rivers, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Celtics Bloggers : He's , Doc Rivers and he's okay.
                He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


CelticsBloggers: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
               He goes to the lavatory.
               On Wednesdays he goes shopping
               And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
                He likes to press wild flowers.
                He puts on women's clothing
                And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama


CelticsBloggers : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
                Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) Doc Rivers and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

             Yes, I'm (He's) Doc Rivers, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day

[housecall]

I want to share a few things with you that i never told anyone else before about myself  1.If i had not  become a successful NBA player and then coach,i  wanted to follow in my father's  footsteps to become a successful Chicago policeman.2.My present wife once was my teammate in college and best buddy's girlfriend.One summer he decided to go overseas and left her behind for me to keep an eye on,i did the worst thing any friend could do,i fell in love with my buddy's girl.We later got married.

  One last thing,remember the commercial i made prior to the finals last spring which showed me admiring the gold ball and saying "i don't want to touch it unless i know its really mine's to touch",well next summer,i will grab that badboy up,now i know its really made of solid gold,and run to the nearest gold expert to melt it down.Then i will take the proceeds and leave the country thanking KG,Paul,Ray and company for giving me the opportunity and courage to admit,im a macho man.

Now do you believe im Glen  Doc Rivers from the Windy City.

[Toine43]

I am Doc Rivers because why else would I stick up for me incessantly for over a year while claiming people were being mean to me and insulting me needlessly.

Besides I lean very far left on social issues like all good black men do and I'm a nice guy. Just go back and reread my posts.

It's just so glaringly obvious.

I am Doc Rivers, because I have also stuck up for myself throughout the years, and I also lean very far left on social issues like all good black men do, and I'm also a nice guy. If you go back and reread my posts, it will also be glaringly obvious.

What makes me Doc Rivers instead of this Nick Agneta character? Well, that's obvious too. As Doc Rivers, I clearly don't have the time to make 8.511 posts per day.

Oh, and my email address is docrivers@yahoo.com.

[Edgar]

I am doc rivers

i am just on vacations in sunny Central America

[Hoops]

Give it up already. The real Doc Rivers doesn't exist on Celticsblog. And even if he did, why would I...er...uh...he...why would HE be dumb enough to make himself known to a bunch of obsessed Celtics fans? I'd...I mean...he'd get flooded with PMs and it would be totally annoying. Let it go. Please disperse - there's nothing to see here.

[Redz]

I prefer to shower in Gatorade