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Who is your TP Pageant winner (s) - vote for up to 17 choices...go to it

Redz - Pierce shirt shaved in back
johnnyrondo - Tommy's illegitimate kid
wdleehi - wants to catch Roy in TPs
Roy Hobbs - will ban you if you if you don't vote for him
PerkinsERA44 - Bill Plaschke and Jemele Hill's lovechild
FLCeltsFan - game threads master
Roy Hobbs - spends 90% of his life on CB
Edgar - representing El Salvador
IndeedProceed - wore a pee stained C's shirt
Roy Hobbs - will donate any TPs won to orphans and sick puppies
Redz - shortened my name for the good of humanity
FLCeltsFan - lives and breathes Celts and bleeds green (for real)
fairweatherfan - is the Great Cornholio and I need TP for my bunghole
Big Ticket - clever use of letters (sorry BT doesn't translate well to poll format)
FLCeltsFan - recorded every last second of the playoffs
wdleehi - non-committal offer to change sig
bigtyc55 - high TP ratio
Redz - faked being C's fan just to get TPs
wdleehi - will arrange date w/ staff member
RebusRankin - needs winning TPs to reach 100
Yakmanev - is a redhead w/ Tommy's b-day
wdleehi - dying to show off his bikini
fairweatherfan - Celts won title on b-day
Dybdal - no sleep during the playoffs
cordobes - only wants 2 TPs
nickagneta - list of Celts heroes
Bahku - promising an end to famine and will bring about world peace and will drastically change his simian appearance if he wins
Chief - Karate Kid karma king
Redz - evil clowns are cool
kw10 - reverse psychology (doesn't want the TPs)
cell_tics - will attach himself to your dog (he's a tic)
CB Staff - Group monkey dance  
SShoreFan 2.0 - retired old acct. at 633 posts to honor LB & BR
biggs - old school Celtics blogger
Amager Celtic Fan - son will play on 2027 Celts
Big Ticket - in his opinion  his first two entries were strokes of genius
jay_jay54 - moving closer to the Garden
Chris - Pageants are beneath him
Jeff - A vote for Jeff is a vote for FLCeltsfan

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TP Pageant Winners
« on: June 19, 2008, 03:39:56 PM »

Offline Redz

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OK, there have been a couple of instances today where people have been called out for asking for TPs for various good deeds or "Blog Mitzvahs" as it were.   Here, in an unadulterated platform, I offer up a chance to shamelessly plead for your TPs.

In 17 words or less explain why you are worthy of winning the TP Pageant.  17 TPs will be awarded to the winner.


After a day or two I'll either put up a poll or the staff can discuss a winning entry.

I'll start with my own entry:

"Because I have a Paul Pierce jersey shaved in my back hair."

Commence...

« Last Edit: June 20, 2008, 11:15:17 PM by Redz »
Yup

Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 03:49:56 PM »

Offline johnnyrondo

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Because I'm Tommy's illegitimate kid :(

Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2008, 03:50:39 PM »

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Because someone has to at least get close to Roy's count.   ;)




Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2008, 03:50:59 PM »

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Roy Hobbs: I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book.

Iris Gaines: And then?

Roy Hobbs: And then? And then when I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said "There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was [on this blog]".

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I know, it's not confined to 17 words.  I just wanted to work that quote in here somehow.

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Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 03:54:21 PM »

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Roy Hobbs: I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book.

Iris Gaines: And then?

Roy Hobbs: And then? And then when I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said "There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was [on this blog]".

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I know, it's not confined to 17 words. I just wanted to work that quote in here somehow.

Rules man, rules!  Does anarchy reign in this place? ;)

Yup

Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 03:59:43 PM »

Offline BadBoyBosh

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i think the lakers need some TP because they got absolutely sh@t on

pardon my french

Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 04:10:19 PM »

Offline PerkinsERA43

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Because I'm Bill Plaschke and Jemele Hill's lovechild. FYI, the Celtics STILL have no chance... the racists....

Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 04:12:03 PM »

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I spend 5 plus hours daily compiling Celtics links and I bleed green.


Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 04:13:36 PM »

Offline FLCeltsFan

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I made 118 Game threads this past season. I live and breathe the Celtics. 

Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 04:17:25 PM »

Offline Redz

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I made 118 Game threads this past season. I live and breathe the Celtics. 

She's not fighting fair here ;)

TP FL...Enjoy the "break"
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Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 04:24:11 PM »

Offline Roy Hobbs

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Haha.  Yeah, it's kinda hard to argue against FLCeltsFan. 

Still, I'll try: 

I've spent 167 days, 10 hours and 25 minutes logged into this blog since December 30, 2006.

Seventeen words, exactly.

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Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 04:26:19 PM »

Offline Redz

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Haha.  Yeah, it's kinda hard to argue against FLCeltsFan. 

Still, I'll try: 

I've spent 167 days, 10 hours and 25 minutes logged into this blog since December 30, 2006.

Seventeen words, exactly.

But what did you with the other 15 minutes?  Wait don't answer, your server was down and you were thinking about CelticsBlog the whole time?

Shoot, we should have done this in Haiku...17 syllables...Oh well, next time
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Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 04:28:41 PM »

Offline Edgar

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Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 04:29:33 PM »

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17 words exactly.

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Re: TP Pageant
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 04:29:43 PM »

Offline Roy Hobbs

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Because I'll donate any TPs I win to orphans and sick puppies!

or

Because if you don't vote for me, I'll ban you.



(Aka, the Carrot or the Stick method)

All the negativity in this town sucks. It sucks, and it stinks, and it sucks. - Rick Pitino

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