Author Topic: So if you had to be married to a TV wife who would it be? (No reality shows)  (Read 14436 times)

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Offline slamtheking

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Hmmm, tough call here.  taking into account the wife's personality somewhat.  my limited exposure to TV shows in the past 10-15 years
- Barbara Eden from I dream of Jeannie --> I mean, come on, how can you not?
- Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory
- Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives (oh, so hot)
- Jessica Pare from Mad Men
- Sofia Vergara from Modern Family
- Candice Patton from the Flash
- Melissa McCarthy from Mike and Molly (major, major crush on her)
- Katie Mixon from American Housewife
- Victoria Principal from Dallas
(don't know if I can count my 2 real long time crushes Jaclyn Smith and Lynda Carter because even though they weren't married on TV I was ready to pop the question for them even in my youth  ;D )

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Elizabeth Montgomery in black and white Bewitched.

Whitney Blake from Hazel

Wibur’s wife on Mr. Ed

Barbara Eden (I dream of Jeanie)

Mary Tyler Moore in Dick Van Dyke Show
Wait a second.....was Mary married on the show? This is TV wives, not TV women. Can't just pick anyone.

Oh wait. I think I remember she was married in that last episode now.

I believe you're thinking about The Mary Tyler Moore show. She was married to Dick Van Dyke on his show, before hers. Laura Petrie married to Rob. I know, because that was going to be my choice.
Oh yeah. I totally forgot the Dick Van Dyke Show. Excellent pick

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The irony is that this thread didn't start from me liking a TV wife. It started from me watching a show and thinking "That character drives me nuts."  So maybe the next thread will be "Which TV wife drives you nuts."

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Wait a second.....was Mary married on the show? This is TV wives, not TV women. Can't just pick anyone.

Oh wait. I think I remember she was married in that last episode now.


ooopppssss .......

Anna Torv is out then :(

I replace her with Ilithyia from Spartacus

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Ginger...Mary Ann...Ginger...Mary Ann

So many choices  :laugh:
Woah woah. Not TV wives.

Also you guys can be hilarious with your animation choices.

We all know the animation hierarchy is

#1 Betty Rubble
#2 Jane Jetson
everyone else

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Some of the ones not mentioned that would definitely be tops on my list:

Joan from Mad Men
Michonne from Walking Dead
Jess from New Girl (they got married in the end!)
Jennifer from Perfect Strangers
Lois Griffin from Family Guy
April from Parks & Rec
Lily Munster from the Munsters
Caroline Ingles from Little House on the Prairie
For the moment I declare you the winner

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Ginger...Mary Ann...Ginger...Mary Ann

So many choices  :laugh:
Woah woah. Not TV wives.

Also you guys can be hilarious with your animation choices.

We all know the animation hierarchy is

#1 Betty Rubble
#2 Jane Jetson
everyone else

You fantasize your way...I'll fantasize mine ;)

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I greatly prefer Patricia Heaton's character on Everybody Loves Raymond to her character on the Middle.

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Ginger...Mary Ann...Ginger...Mary Ann

So many choices  :laugh:
Woah woah. Not TV wives.

Also you guys can be hilarious with your animation choices.

We all know the animation hierarchy is

#1 Betty Rubble
#2 Jane Jetson
everyone else
not necessarily --  Lois Griffin is pretty hot and stands to inherit a load from her parents.  Maude Flanders had it going on too.

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Vintage Peggy Bundy was very sexy in a way.

Seconded

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I am a little old school.

Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched)

Second choice is Laura Petrie (Mary Tyler Moore).

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-Trudy Campbell - Mad Men
-Debra Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond
-Polly Cooper - Major Dad
-Jane Mancini - Melrose Place

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-Trudy Campbell - Mad Men
-Debra Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond
-Polly Cooper - Major Dad
-Jane Mancini - Melrose Place
someone said Betty Draper earlier.  Trudy Campbell is a significantly better option than Betty Draper. Megan Calvet too.  Draper is just chain smoking ice queen.

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Lily Aldrin - How I Met Your Mother.

A wife that will allow me to hang out at bar, lets me have a lap dance with a stripper that looks like her, and would just be full on supportive the rest of the way? I'm sold. Plus, she's a redhead. NICE!

Although, I might not like the sharing the toothbrush thing...
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-Trudy Campbell - Mad Men
-Debra Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond
-Polly Cooper - Major Dad
-Jane Mancini - Melrose Place
someone said Betty Draper earlier.  Trudy Campbell is a significantly better option than Betty Draper. Megan Calvet too.  Draper is just chain smoking ice queen.
How dare you speak like that about Betty?  ;)