JR: I can't believe Doc is putting me in the game so early again!
Nate: Yeah man, I'm not sure you quite get what happened...
JR: New Doc is way better than old Doc. Old Doc used to yell at me and say I didn't have the focus or mental ability to be a solid NBA player. New Doc doesn't say any of this things. He just says 'JR, don't do anything stupid. Now get out there.'
Nate: ....right...
JR: And New Doc has furry lip hair, and he has a brother, and he says he used to coach Steve Nash and they should never have traded for Shaq and...and New Doc is white.
Nate: Well New Mike said I was going to be a spark off the bench, but he put in Tony cussin Allen instead.
JR: Man...life sure is funny sometimes.