I think there is some potential with the "Green: The Color Of..." theme.
Instead of making it about wins...maybe make it about the quirky garbage only we know about.
Like...just spitballing here, but maybe take a wire hanger, shape it into a basket, hang it on the wall, then black and white picture, make it grainy with photo shop.
Then on top
Green: The color of...
(picture)
WHY-YA HANG-AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Then on the back:
How do you (celticsblog logo)?