Bathroom Question

[cdif911]

I won't lie, I occasionally have the same problem - its one sink at the gym where I play ball - inevitably I have to pee b/c I drink about half a gallon of water before and during the game. Without fail I get the splashback... I like the paper towel idea best of what I've heard here

[RebusRankin]

If you're going number one and can afford to not urinate on your hands, just use hand sanitizer. Oh my god why did I comment in this thread twice? What are my employers thinking employing me to sit on here all day?

Good question. I'm taking it they don't monitor net usage? 

[Fan from VT]

Stop washing your hands, and carry sanitary wipes instead.

yep, that's what i was going to say. or disinfectant gel.

[cdif911]

stop going to the bathroom...its healthy

[guava_wrench]

i refuse to use public bathrooms. i will hold it until i get home

I feel bad for your bladder.

And you must fart a lot.

As for those people who suggest not washing you hands after doing number one -- huh? Always wash your hands. As for disinfectants, save those for emergencies. No need to increase the spread of super-germs.

[mgent]

This is just another reason why guys should be allowed wear jeans all the time.
I've had a couple instances where I've gotten actually gotten more than a simple splash from a sink (don't ask how).  One time I resorted to using one of those hand dryer things in an attempt to dry my pants.

[Rondo2287]

Update:
They have put in a dispensor for hand sanatizer.  What is the man law ruling on using hand sanatizer instead of washing your hands after a trip to the bathroom?

[mgent]

Update:
They have put in a dispensor for hand sanatizer.  What is the man law ruling on using hand sanatizer instead of washing your hands after a trip to the bathroom?

I'm okay with it.  It's really not that hard to not pee on your hands.

[Rondo2287]

Agreed, my main issue here is that the sink splashes water outward giving the appearence that some of my pee landed on my pants which is not the case.  The Sanatizer would alleviate this concern as there is no splash factor.

[mgent]

Of course it doesn't really matter since you have to touch the door to exit most restrooms.

[bdm860]

Please don't ever shake my hand.


And for those saying it's not that hard to not pee on your hands, you still have to touch your "lil soldier."  If you can unzip, whip it out, aim, and then put it away without ever touching yourself then that is a skill I'd love to see.  Errr, I mean I don't really want to see it, but you know what I'm saying    I don't care if you didn't pee on your hands, touching certain body parts always requires a hand washing in my book.

[Eja117]

Hey everybody I got a question here.  I get very nervous whenever I go to the bathroom while im wearing khakis at work.  Not because of any stall or urinal issues, my beef is with the sink.  It seems no matter how I approach it, some water splashes out of the sink and onto my khakis.  Meanwhile the sink and I are at perfect heights so that it lands right on or adjacent to my fly.  Ive tried going at the sink from the side and no luck. 

Any thoughts?

Is this happening because you are turning on the water full blast? Stop that. Also this happened to me once, but different. All the previously splashed water was on the counter invisible to my eye and I leaned against the counter. ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE PREVIOUSLY SPLASHED WATER!

[Amonkey]

On the movie "Bean", have you guys seen the scene where Mr. Bean gets his pants wet and he keeps trying to dry it but makes it worse and worse.  Classic scene.

Matter of fact, I went out and looked for it.  Here it is, enjoy.

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[GroverTheClover]

Buy khakis with Teflon. I have a pair. They're sweet, water just beads off.

[mgent]

Please don't ever shake my hand.


And for those saying it's not that hard to not pee on your hands, you still have to touch your "lil soldier."  If you can unzip, whip it out, aim, and then put it away without ever touching yourself then that is a skill I'd love to see.  Errr, I mean I don't really want to see it, but you know what I'm saying    I don't care if you didn't pee on your hands, touching certain body parts always requires a hand washing in my book.

Why?  Don't we wash while we shower?  If anything I'd say body parts that are hidden behind multiple layers of clothing are cleaner than exposed body parts and 99% of public surfaces you touch and don't wash your hands.  And why doesn't sanitizer work?