Bathroom Question

[Rondo2287]

Hey everybody I got a question here.  I get very nervous whenever I go to the bathroom while im wearing khakis at work.  Not because of any stall or urinal issues, my beef is with the sink.  It seems no matter how I approach it, some water splashes out of the sink and onto my khakis.  Meanwhile the sink and I are at perfect heights so that it lands right on or adjacent to my fly.  Ive tried going at the sink from the side and no luck. 

Any thoughts?

[BudweiserCeltic]

Hey everybody I got a question here.  I get very nervous whenever I go to the bathroom while im wearing khakis at work.  Not because of any stall or urinal issues, my beef is with the sink.  It seems no matter how I approach it, some water splashes out of the sink and onto my khakis.  Meanwhile the sink and I are at perfect heights so that it lands right on or adjacent to my fly.  Ive tried going at the sink from the side and no luck. 

Any thoughts?

Haven't you watched Billy Madison? It's cool to wet your pants.

[ACF]

Okay, this may sound silly, but:
Have you tried wearing an apron
when you go to the bathroom?
You know, put it on when you're
about to wash your hands?
I've never tried it myself, though; the
idea just came to me right now.

[Rondo2287]

I think if I went to the bathroom wearing an apron people would look at me alot stranger than if I had a little friendly fire on my pants!

[wdleehi]

Check all sinks when you don't have on the Khakis

Find which way all of them splash.  Stand to the side of the sink it doesn't splash.


(yes, I did this) 

[celticinorlando]

i refuse to use public bathrooms. i will hold it until i get home

[ACF]

I think if I went to the bathroom wearing an apron people would look at me alot stranger than if I had a little friendly fire on my pants!

Don't put the apron on before you go to
the bathroom, put it on when you're about
to wash your hands 

[Rondo2287]

Check all sinks when you don't have on the Khakis

Find which way all of them splash.  Stand to the side of the sink it doesn't splash.


(yes, I did this) 

Not trying to be picky, but there is only one sink and I have tried standing to the side.  Its one of that that is only like half and inch deep so it provides minimal splash protection.  

They do have one of the hand sanitizer dispensers in there but I feel shady using that instead of soap and water.  

[Rondo2287]

I think if I went to the bathroom wearing an apron people would look at me alot stranger than if I had a little friendly fire on my pants!

Don't put the apron on before you go to
the bathroom, put it on when you're about
to wash your hands 

How am i supposed to get the apron into the bathroom???

[Redz]

The splashing sink can be a nice excuse if you dribble through though...Don't sell it short.

(OK, I've covered farts and wee-wee on CB today, what else do we have?)

[wdleehi]

Check all sinks when you don't have on the Khakis

Find which way all of them splash.  Stand to the side of the sink it doesn't splash.


(yes, I did this) 

Not trying to be picky, but there is only one sink and I have tried standing to the side.  Its one of that that is only like half and inch deep so it provides minimal splash protection.  

They do have one of the hand sanitizer dispensers in there but I feel shady using that instead of soap and water.  

Toilet seat covers.  stuff one into the front of your pants and use it as a disposable pants bib.

[Gemini]

hang a paper towel out of your pants. Problem solved

[angryguy77]

leave your pants around your ankles and let your boxers/whities take the punishment dealt by the sink

[indeedproceed]

Maybe this is gross, but just don't wash your hands?

[wdleehi]

Maybe this is gross, but just don't wash your hands?

And you post with those hands on here?