Two priests are driving their brand new cars in opposite directions, going towards each other. They are blinded by a glimmer of sunlight and manage to crash head on!
Thankfully, they are both safe. The first priest emerges unscathed from his vehicle and says "My brother, we are so fortunate to be alive and well after such a horrific accident! Truly this is the work of God!"
The second priest dusts off his robes and says "My Brother, truly you are correct! Only divine intervention could save us from harm in such a manner!"
The first priest agrees, and follows "This is auspicious! I believe this happened for a reason. This Sunday, let us celebrate by joining our churches together and giving a sermon to the glory of God!"
The second priest agrees, and follows "Truly you are correct! This has been ordained! And look at this, in my trunk was a bottle of Chateaux Margaux that is completely undamaged, not even a crack! Let us share the bottle to celebrate!"
The first priest genuinely likes this idea, licks his lips and drinks the first half of the bottle before passing it to his new friend.
The second priest looks at it, and shakes his head. "No, I think I'll wait for the cops."
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