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A chuckle courtesy of the SportsPickle
« on: July 15, 2008, 07:19:17 AM »

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Team USA looking to acquire a center before Olympic trading deadline

With Dwight Howard nursing a stress fracture in his sternum, Team USA officials are looking to acquire some depth at center before the Olympic Games begin next month.
“We are weighing all of our options,” said general manager Jerry Colangelo. “If there is a deal out there that makes sense with another country, we will pull the trigger.”
Reports say Colangelo is looking to make a blockbuster move by acquiring China’s Yao Ming.
“We have plenty of perimeter players to offer that China needs,” said a source close to the team. “Yao, even less than 100-percent, would sure us up underneath and also give us some nice fan support in Beijing. We’ll rush through his citizenship if China is willing to deal.”
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