Roy Hobbs doesn't need to go to those chuck norris websites and change the name chuck norris to Roy Hobbs and then cut / paste it in this thread...
Agreed! You know how I feel about recycling Chuck jokes from the Lebron thread :-). Of course, most of these arent' specific to Roy... but y'know, he deserve it anyways.
Roy Hobbs came first, F the chicken and F the egg.
Roy Hobbs coached an NCAA football team through the playoffs.
Roy Hobbs goes ice skating wearing cleats.
Roy Hobbs takes HGH to slim down.
Roy Hobbs makes me eat my vegetables.
(Since I believe you are in the legal profession, Mr. Hobbs) Roy Hobbs succesfully prosecuted the Hamburgler.
Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" actually WAS written about Roy Hobbs.
Roy Hobbs edited my post before I wrote it.
Roy Hobbs' wikipedia entry is 100% accurate.
On a personal level, I've started calling facts "Roys".
Roy Hobbs convinced Samuel L. Jackson to calm down and stop that potty mouth.
If Roy Hobbs posts off-topic, the thread title changes to agree with him.
Chuck Norris makes Roy Hobbs jokes.