What does it say about me when I'm more interested in the Oscars than the All Star game, but I don't know a single nominee or movie, and I the only reason I'm interested in the Oscars is the dresses so I can watch Joan Rivers make her 4 jokes about them
All her jokes are a variation of
That dress could only look good on insert famous gay guy here
That dress says "I cost about $23.50 an hour or $45 for the night"
Some self deprecating joke that involves a Jewish allusion like "I wore that dress in 1969, and woke up with 4 stds and a fortune cookie. Best night of my life"
Miscellaneous joke about the dress itself like "That dress is so flattering the nuns want it back"
God I love Joan. The Tim Tebow of fashion