All of you, get a hold of yourselves.
We have Tacko.
He is taller than anyone...wait a minute, I meant everyone.
He has PHD level intellect...he can figure this out.
He doesn't need to run because two walking steps covers 17 feet. Thus, he never gets that tired.
His wingspan at 10 feet means he doesn't have to jump...this eliminates the need to "get airborne" and saves time.
He can't shoot, but, we have plenty of shooters.
He weighs 310 pounds which means he only weighs 20 pounds less than Marcus Cannon who is an excellent blocker and has three championship rings.
His lateral movement is slow, but, opponents have so much greater a distance to move around Tacko, this is equalized.
He is an engineer allowing him to assess the necessary angles and needed forces to excel under the basket.
Finally, everyone in the National Basketball Association is smaller than Tacko and he is our Tacko.