I'm not sure if I should begin with the ridiculous disregard for the salary cap or the fact that players are missing everywhere.
Edit: I hate you for deleting that. I wish I had quoted you.
I'll try to recreate it, though.
Boston receives: Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, Pau Gasol
Lakers receive: KG, Allen, Hinrich
Hawks receive: Beasley, Bass, Dooling?
Wolves receive: JO, Marvin Williams?
? = Included in the outgoing section, not included in the incoming section. Draft picks were littered throughout.