Super off topic, off topic thread

[Redz]

hmmm...shall I branch off a separate anagrams thread?

In the mean time why doesn't someone work on some good ones for

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

[Casperian]

Yeah, this thread became too on topic. Let´s get it back on track:

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this: "I'm Mister Ed."

[Redz]

Caliper?  I just met her

[Edgar]

the male iguana is called iguana

and

el garrobo is a grey iguana

[cdif911]

the word I has 3 letters in it

[Schupac]

Here is my new favorite joke:

A Panda walks into a bar and proceeds to run up an eighty dollar bar tab.  It is 2AM and the bartender makes last call.  The Panda checks his wallet but finds out he doesn't have any money, so he pulls out a sandwich and tries to pay with that.  The bartender takes a bite and spits it right out "This sandwich is terrible!".





Get it?  IT'S A FREAKIN' PANDA!

[crownsy]

[celticmaestro]

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA... TP god that's funny. Also Teddy Roosevelt was the greatest president of all time. He was undersecretary of the navy and his boss went on a long weekend vacation. When he returned on tuesday, teddy had conquered the phillipines.

[Hoyo de Monterrey]

hmmm...shall I branch off a separate anagrams thread?

In the mean time why doesn't someone work on some good ones for

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

A Macabre Touch Mid Hurl

[celticmaestro]

She don't believe in shooting stars, but she believes in shoes and cars.

[ACF]

hmmm...shall I branch off a separate anagrams thread?

In the mean time why doesn't someone work on some good ones for

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

A Macabre Touch Mid Hurl

Winner, by KO, HOYO! TP.

[Redz]

hmmm...shall I branch off a separate anagrams thread?

In the mean time why doesn't someone work on some good ones for

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

A Macabre Touch Mid Hurl

Winner, by KO, HOYO! TP.

u dumb choral chair team

[celticmaestro]

hmmm...shall I branch off a separate anagrams thread?

In the mean time why doesn't someone work on some good ones for

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

A Macabre Touch Mid Hurl

Winner, by KO, HOYO! TP.

u dumb choral chair team

That's the winner.

[ACF]

hmmm...shall I branch off a separate anagrams thread?

In the mean time why doesn't someone work on some good ones for

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute

A Macabre Touch Mid Hurl

Winner, by KO, HOYO! TP.

u dumb choral chair team

That's the winner.

Can they both win? 
I gave Redz a TP, as well.